“It was beautiful. And it was sad.” Oh, and I am Hell Bent on rewatching that...mainly because my DVR cut off (jerk).

"What is happening?!??!"  My mantra for the entire Season Finale (season/series 9) of Doctor Who.  I'm saying it now...

If you read on it will be SPOILED.

Maybe I missed something in the weeks leading up to the finale but when the opening credits rolled and I saw "Jenna Coleman"  I was like wait... but blew it off as she would be his conscience once again while he dealt with the jerk-ish Time Lords. 

I was so wrong but that isn't the point...who am I kidding yes it is.  The opening scene is him talking to Clara in a f**king diner...THE diner he was in with Amy & Rory in Nevada (is this significant or just the network reusing sets???).  And he is telling her a story about CLARA. Me: OMG what happened to Clara...how is she alive...why doesn't she know the doctor?!!?!? Then he plays a song on his guitar.  Clara: What's it called?  Him:  I think its called Clara.  *ouch my heart* Then we are back on Gallifrey.  I won't lie...I geeked out the entire time Gallifrey was shown.  I mean we got his home planet and their stupid fancy dress...it was AWESOME! 

How cool

is

this!?!?!?

I loved that The Doctor had so much confidence and control while on his home planet.  By all evidence he should have been scared but he wasn't because he knew.  He knew he did right.  And he knew his people were a bunch of dicks.  He drew a line in the sand (literally).  He stood up to a firing squad.  He stood up to Rassilon!  He was so freaking amazing.  So question...was that woman his mum or just a care taker while he was at the academy?  Anyways, I laughed my butt off when he was told to drop any weapons and he dropped the flipping spoon *snort*.

So as usual the Time Lords act like a bunch of pompous @$$hats.  He gets rid of Rassilon and becomes President......I thought...I thought he didn't like being President.  Question: How the f**k did the Sisters of Karn find Gallifrey?!!?!!?  Anyway, so he uses his "knowledge" of the Hybrid as leverage for the Time Lords to bring back Clara.  So we get her back between her last heart beats.  He saved her!  This PISSED ME OFF.  Not because I want her to die (I adore her...she is one of my favorite companions) but because why can't anyone in Who stay dead! It cheapens the deaths when they happen because we all know Moffat doesn't like killing them and they can always come back.  There is no finality.  Moving on, so she's like in limbo...no heartbeat, no me gusta.

The Doctor goes all rogue time lord again and runs away, all to save Clara.  This is a VERY unhealthy relationship!!!  When she finds out how long he was in that disk...I broke a little.  I was the same way...why???  He said: "I had a duty of care", what?!?!?!?  That's about as close as we are going to get to an "I love you".  Not necessarily romantic.  But he does care immensely for his impossible girl.  (I'm not crying, you're crying)  He legit steals ANOTHER T.A.R.D.I.S. and runs away.  I freaked out all over again seeing the old school console room.  Be still my little geeky heart! I just hate that The Doctor is running...AGAIN.  That he is risking the destruction of TIME to have Clara back. Even 10 didn't destroy the universe to get Rose back...COME ON!  Maybe their "love" is stronger.............

Me is there at the end.  No literally at the end of the universe, it's Me and The Doctor and Clara of course.  And WTH was with the "its always four knocks".  That is not funny Mr. Moffat.  That was a HEARTBREAKING moment for the 10th Doctor (and for us!).  Anyways, The Doc (away from Clara) says the Hybrid is Me (Told you So), she says its him (no we are NOT going there.  He is not 1/2 human or whatever.  Just STOP).  Then she says it could be two people (what!?!?!!?!?).  So the Hybrid is the Doctor AND Clara...together.  OMG...OMG!  So to protect time, Gallifrey and Clara...he is going to wipe her memories.  Son of a!  No...we are not pulling a Donna Noble on Clara!!!!  Just.No! 

Clara heard it all and doesn't want to forget.  She is fine with dying but don't take away her memories of The Doctor.  As a fail safe she reverses the polarity to backfire if he tries to use the device on her.  But he doesn't believe her.  They do the whole speaking with their eyes thing with a little talking and decide its a 50/50 chance it'll work on her.  Suddenly the Doctor collapses.  What is happening?!?!?! No...OMG no...OMG!  Why do you hurt me like this!!?!?! The whole episode I thought it was Clara who forgot.  OMG! I did NOT see that coming!  So HE forgot HER...well mostly.  He remembers some things.  He knows she's important to him and he wants to find her.  F**k now I am legit crying.  But he can't find his T.A.R.D.I.S. *awwwww*

But why in the diner? What is Clara doing?  Where is Me???  So Clara walks away into the back...into the 2nd stolen T.A.R.D.I.S. where Me is waiting by the console and the diner disappears from around the Doctor.  He was in the freaking 2nd T.A.R.D.I.S. the whole time in the diner.  OMG (have I voiced my shock yet?)!  And then we see it.  In the aftermath of the other T.A.R.D.I.S. dematerializing we see our T.A.R.D.I.S.  Our amazing box that is the perfect shade of blue...and also happens to have a picture of Clara on it that the doctor seems to miss *ouch my heart*.

This is where the DVR cut off.  But I know most of what happens (thank you Internet) and OMG I am sobbing now.  "Run you clever boy...and be a Doctor" cue a new sonic SCREWDRIVER appearing.  He is The Doctor again!!!  Ahhhhhhhh!  I didn't realize it but the whole season he was hiding!  He was hiding behind his sonic shades!!! He wasn't The Doctor...not without his screwdriver *laughing through tears*. 

And Clara ran away with Ashildr. They are going to go on so many adventures.   Ashildr is immortal, Clara is essentially immortal now...she doesn't have to Face the Raven just yet.  She became The Doctor!!!!!  She stole a flipping T.A.R.D.I.S. and is running away to have adventures.

I am not okay.  NOLAGurl.exe has crashed.  Imbibe with copious amounts of wine and start in safe mode. 

Eeeeeeeee, I can't wait for the Christmas special!!!!!



Want my random ramblings as I watched?  Read Below:

That had nothing to do with Heaven.....that was Hell. If I had to describe Hell...it would be something like that...with Fire

Okay I am saying this now, SPOILERS for Saturday's Doctor Who.  It was called "Heaven Sent" (Series 9, Episode 11).  I know I don't usually review individual episodes (except Season Finales) unless they slap me.  This one slapped me and then asked to be paid because I liked it.  Wait...never mind. 

I am not going to summarize everything but I will give some thoughts. 

1.  That is the coolest...weirdest prison ever. 
2.  That was a lot of blood in the opening scene...whose was it....and why did the person who brought 
     the doctor there turn to dust....?
3.  That thing looked like it was right out of Harry Potter....can you say Dementor

Alright...those were my initial thoughts.  As always Twelve was exceptional.  He was it.  He was the only person there...well him and a CLOCKWORK dementor (seriously why are the most terrifying Who monsters clockwork?!?!?!).  He was amazing.  Just give Capaldi all the awards he is freaking phenomenal.

So all in all, I thought this episode was wondrous.   There was an air of mystery but enough hints that if you were paying attention, you kind of figured it out.  As we all know hindsight is 20/20 but I really did catch onto a few things before the big reveal even if I didn't quite put them together in time.  

For instance when he sees the portrait of Clara... my questions were: why is it so worn?  Is it really old? Wait, how long has it been there? Who drew it?  Did he draw it?  Why does it look ancient?

When he jumped out the damn window into the sea of skulls... Holy $hit that's a lot of skulls.  Wait...whose skulls are those?  They all look similar...  What species has skulls that uniform...humans don't...well not that uniform. 

Mind Storm Room...did Moffat forget he was writing Who and not Sherlock???  OMG Clara is in his storm room.  Even in Death she keeps him grounded. 

Was I the only one that questioned the f**king extra suit drying by the fire?  My initial reaction  "wait...how many times has he done that???" Turns out THAT is the right question!

So the "dementor" for lack of a better word needs "truths" or it kills him.  But why???  What secret(s) are they trying to get out of him and who is they?!?!?

"I am in 12"...that is a CLEAR reference to him being the 12th incarnation of The Doctor...right?!?!?!

That "diamond" wall said "Home"...I rewound it and clearly saw the word Home.  Everyone online said its the T.A.R.D.I.S.  I said "Gallifrey" and I got so many replies saying that was stupid, the T.A.R.D.I.S. is Home, duh.   

When things start to fall into place...Wait how long has he been there???  OMG all the skulls are him!  How many times has this happened?!?!  It's like f**king Groundhog Day!  Two billion years?!?!!?  Hold up, how come the diamond wall doesn't repair like the rest of the castle!??!!?

They keep you so involved in the scare factor, you don't realize who "They" clearly are.  The second he broke through the wall I literally screamed "Gallifrey!" And then squeed like an idiot when they showed the dome.   My brain caught up and....

Then he says this "You can probably still hear me so, just between ourselves, you've got the prophecy wrong. The Hybrid is not half-Dalek. Nothing is half-Dalek. The Daleks would never allow that. The Hybrid destined to conquer Gallifrey and stand in its ruins is Me." F**king Timelords messing with The Doctor...AGAIN!

People were like Holy $hit, he's the Hybrid!!! The movie is cannon!!! He is half human!!! And I'm over here like "Wait...isn't the little crazy girl calling herself Me these days???" So that's my prediction for the Finale.  The "hybrid" isn't the Doctor...its Me...and the Doctor is gonna either help or stop her.  Or it at least has something to do with Me.  He recognized her when she was Ashildr but couldn't place her.  She is significant to all this Gallifrey BS!  I could be totally wrong but that makes sense to...well me.  What do you think???

Below were my real time online musings as things progressed:

- Anyone else not realize the bugs were on the tv at first….I thought I had some unwanted guests
- "Whose been stealing my nightmares…" Yikes!
- He just…he just jumped out a f**king window…
- Awwww, Clara is in his “storm room” 
- So is the question, how many times has he done that….?
- Is he in azkaban…?
- "I am in 12"… What?!?!
- “I didn’t leave Gallifrey because I was bored, I lied”…..“I was scared…I ran because I was scared”

- “I’m not scared of hell…its just heaven for bad people” well you aren't wrong
- Did that just say “home”?  Like as in Gallifrey????
- Eeeeee Clara! Even if it’s just a memory…inner conscience…. what ever
- Dafuq just happened?!?! Did he die...?!!?!
- All the blood is his!?!?!?  The hand....the, the...whoa
- How long has he been there?!?!?!?
- Holy crap!!!! The skulls, they are all him….what?!?!?
- It’s Groundhog Day for the doctor!!!
- Did he just say 20,000 years that time?!?!?!?!??
- 2 billion years…good god
- What in the what what…what?
- I'm not okay...send help...and wine...

I watched 13 Episodes in 3 days...and I still managed to leave my house - Part 2

If you haven't watched it yet DO NOT READ ON.  This (and the previous post) will SPOIL the entire 13 Episodes for you.  DO NOT DO IT and if you do that's on you.  SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so here is the fun part...the part where I post my random thoughts as I watched the show.  I put them in "Notes" as I watched.    I find them hilarious...so I am sharing them.  I think this is 100% better than a "review" hahaha.  I could only make it better with gifs.  As you can see my "thoughts" get longer as the series progresses.


Ep 1
Hmmm, Jess seems really tall (looks up on google) good god she's an Amazon!!! (5'9")
OMG he licked her f**king face!!!!  I repeat Kilgrave licked her FACE! Ewwwwwww....
Ooooo nice @$$ Mr. Luke *tilts head sideways*
Hope can't move...he told her she can't move....she pissed herself...she doesn't want to move....
Holy $hit, she killed her parents....clearly señor psycho is still in control
I'll never be able to hear "smile" and not shudder...talk about owning the creepy factor

Ep 2
Ahhhhhh a cockroach *shudder*
A bus?!? He is so concerned that Jess left him, he missed a BUS hurtling towards him.  How do you survive that?!?!!?
The way he says her name...it makes me feel dirty. 
I never thought I'd actually be scared of a character DT plays BUT Kilgrave is terrifying!!
OMG he took that guys kidneys?!?!???  That's how he lived...He took his KIDNEYS!
*waiting for a profound revelation* "Kill me"....Oh...OH....poor guy...
Kay the mind control is just ....he's creepy...have I mentioned that?
Talk about abs of steel

Ep 3
I feel like I'm watching true blood #crazy sex
Ugh that lawyer is a b**ch
Kilgrave is a sinister bastard
Well just make yourself at home why don't ya!
Aww she sold out her friend...I mean she needs the drugs but :(...
Trish!!!
Dont let him in...DAMMIT!
Oh nooooos....
Odd...He looks almost scared of her....I mean she is strong but....
Holy Obsession Batman! ...her.face.is.everywhere!

Ep 4
Ohhhh gurl stroke that ego hahhaha
Awwww I don't like how lawyer chick is treating her wife
He made him put a purple staff in the what?!?! Cray cray
He's using a f**king child?!?! That is a whole other level of not right.
The jumping is kinda of odd.  Not as a "power" just the effect
She got blamed for the invasion of New York *face palm* people are so DUMB!
Oh no her friend if the photag!!!!! Awww can she trust no one?!?!

Ep 5
Dammit he's still sexy! He's a psycho, that should not be attractive!
Okay I like the cute cop now
Ahhhhhahhha love the superhero costume in the flashback.  Totally not her but still.
Ow, dart to the neck
"Jess we need him alive" *punches him in the face* "See he's alive"
I knew that was too easy
Ahhhhhh *whimper* creeeeeeeeeeeepy jfc
Seriously the mind control is throwing me off
Ewwwwwe something about broken teeth just *shudder*
So is he obsessed with her or just her power?!?

Ep 6
A$$holes try, but I just do... Wow...cocky much
A convo about Balls...really?!!?
Ah, there's that psychopath...where's he been hiding. 
Oooooowwwwe head to post
Oh Oooooh naw hell no!!!! She's preggo with that demon's child?!?!
I love when Jess goes all fake valley girl on the phone to get info
Come on Jess! He's a good guy and he's HOT
Ugh she just needs to tell Luke....it wasn't her, Kilgrave made her do it!!!!! (can I use this excuse???)
Oh man the bus driver was drunk?!!??!  Easy out then girly.
Oh $hit he gonna kill that guy....Oh $hit she told him...oh $hit!!!!
Ahhhh this isn't want I want!  They are cute...Luke come back!!!
Okay why...what's with the wanting that house in particular?!?!???
No...no...Jfc he bought her childhood home!!!!! Okay kids the word of the day is "Obsession".  OMG! 

Ep 7
*breaks into ex's apt* *uses the bathroom*
Ummmmm I don't think I needed to hear him peeing...just saying...
Awww I liked the neighbor kid...Ruben...right?
Oh man....girl twin is so annoying!
I love protective Jess, she's a little scary but means well
"We both know you don't own a vacuum cleaner" haha Best Friends keeping it real
Kilgrave bought a Mickey phone...really???
Jfc, Jess...Ruben's head in a bag...really???
Seriously the mind control is fucking terrifying!!!!! He's controlling the whole precinct?!?? "For her"...
I think the new word of the day is "Infatuation"
Aw crap he said it...he said he loved her and and and it was....*rocking in the corner* that's beyond delusional!!!!
He is terrifying!!!!!
Creepy shouldn't be...attractive.  Creepy should be blatantly creepy so you can go "nah ah...not gonna go there" Ahhhh! *face palm*

Ep 8
She's trying so hard! She just wants to protect her loved ones.
Omg he recreated the house exactly!!!!!!!!  Well that explains the Mickey Phone. 
I can't handle the creeeeeeep factor...this isn't obsession...this isn't infatuation...this is a whole other level of crazy.  He lives in his own reality!
Jess can drink, damn...I thought I was impressive with wine.
Awkward dinner is an understatement sir
He's such a bastard! Yikes times 1,000,000
"I have a conscience, it's just more selective." I don't think you understand a conscience dear...
Does the mind control work on animals? (sorry random thought bc I am dealing with a psycho puppy!)
Sooooooo domestic like....with a hint of Stockholm
I'll never be able to hear the name Jessica again without wanting to say it that way...and then immediately vomiting
Nosy Neighbors are the worst
"I'll wear one to your funeral" hahhaha  Yea I don't see Jess in a dress. 
Okay that was semi nice...he took care of the neighbor in a normal-ish fashion to protect Jess. 
And then the rape talk...*beating head on table* uncomfortable.
He says she wanted it...but how is there consent with mind control?!!?!?
So he had a shitty childhood...so did a lot of people but that doesn't justify their harmful actions towards others.
"You're not 10 anymore"...is that a...is that a Who reference????
She's trying to make him do good...hahaha
Dynamic duo...you did ONE good deed!  He's crazy!
OMG let them blink! Wait, I feel like there is a joke in there...he was 10...and 10 was in "Blink"...blink and you're dead...hahahaha I'm funny.
Nightmare Barbie's dream house bull$hit - best description of being held "captive" in your childhood home.

Does he always play a character in a freaking suit
Ahhhhhahahaha clever girl!  Of course injecting him AGAIN...he'll never trust you again...oh well
My new phrase is "what would Jessica do" and the answer will always be "punch them in the face"...I like it!
Oh snap! B**ch just blew herself up!!!
Wait...hold up...Did Simpson just die?

Ep 9
He wakes up saying her name...that's a whole other level of disturbing
Oh Jess ain't playing
Is she going to shock the confession out of him?
Yep, she is!
Oh man, Kevin is it...maybe you shouldn't have said ..."we did more than (insert innuendo)"
Talk about mental torture...I wouldn't want to relive that crazy childhood
Jess: My plan was to cut his balls off hahaha
Oh the lawyer is gonna do something stupid, I just know it
OMG what is happening?!?? She is kicking his @$$!
"If that was foreplay I'm all in" *collapsing in a fit of nervous giggles* hahaha  Okay he is kind of funny...
Jesus...okay Jess stop hitting him!!!!
I'm uncomfortable, I'm uncomfortable!
Ummmm I almost feel sorry for him...almost
Ooooooo c**t tease....but she's still married...STOP THAT
Who is Eric??? What's a Sin bin???
I know nothing of Rugby.....
Oooo the evil parents...what next
Oh he lied about his evil parents...shocking
Oh god she's so f**king stupid!!!! I can see it.  Ahhhhh
Dammit, I really do feel a little sorry for him...its minuscule but its there...ugh!
This cast is phenomenal!
She f**king stabbed him with a scissors...gee thanks mom
That stupid f**king lawyer!!! Now he is loose...AGAIN!!!
Oh oh...OH! Jess immune to him now, interesting...that's why he looked so spooked before!!!!!

Ep 10
"Eat the bullet Trish"....good idea Jess...save your sister from another mister
Wait...wait...WAIT.  His power is a....virus?!?!? So his power is basically an STD since he essentially mind f**ks you.
Oh geez....he doesn't look happy or sad about the demise of his offspring....so no paternal stuff...not surprising
Wait, why does he want the fetus?
Owwwwwww death by 1000 cuts
Simpson is going to do something stupid
DAMMIT, I knew it!  He killed the detective!!!!! Omg!!!!
Jesus the cuts!!!!! Wendy is actually counting to 1000.....
Oh Wendy's dead...oh no
He broke in...AGAIN?
He's such an @$$hole!!!
You want what I have? Hope...the person
Jess is brutal man...she knows how to "cut deep"
He's helped her get Hope released...this is some warped way of showing affection...
You go back to your life of mediocrity and underachievement *jerk*
Hogarth is throwing her girlfriend/mistress under the bus...what a b**ch!
18 seconds...rooftop....what is he going on about?!?!
Wait...they have different memories of what happened...
He remembers not controlling her and her kissing him...willingly.
She remembers saying she'll just be a mo and starts to jump off the roof but he stops her with another command...DELUSIONAL!
To listen to someone else
He tried to make her cutoff her ears....creeeeepy
She punched the $hit out of him....AGAIN!  I mean he's already a nut...brain damage probably wont help...
OMG girl twin is so f**king dumb!!!! I hate her so much!
Ahhhhh people are so f**king stupid!!!!!
Simpson is a pigheaded idiot...I don't like him anymore!
It's a f**king perfume...the "cure" is a perfume?!? - ahhhahahaha
"Say your Sorry"...OMG he makes me so uncomfortable
Wait it didn't work or is it an act....nope didn't work...damn

Ep11
Bc of you idiots her friend is dead!!!!!!
Guess we all lost "Hope"...sorry...not sorry
Girl twin, ahhhhhhhh!
Dude you are hallucinating!!!! Aka lack of sleep...aka take a NAP!
Simpson is crazy!!!
"Whose gonna pay for my truck"...priorities...
Ooowwww well at least its a pretty PURPLE...still a bruise
It has to be terrifying and awesome to discover super strength
Stalker central!!!!! Simpson too...WTF?!???
He's obsessed with Jessica also!!!!!
Red pill or blue pill....red pill is BAD
He locked her up????? That's not love dear...that's a dick move and I hope Trish kicks your @$$
He's trying to kill Jess....wtf man
Jess is one smart cookie
He through her through a fucking wall!!!!!! What is in that pill???
Oh damn Trish... B**ch is out for blood
Nooooooo, Trish can't die!!!!!!
He blew up Luke?!?!? Dammit Kilgrave this is why we can't have nice things...and Luke is a nice thing...well man...eye candy...I'ma stop now.  

Ep 12
"We were lovers..." Ahahhhhha Well I guess that's better than telling Kilgrave "We f**ked like rabbits". 

"Did you bugger my chances with her?" nice....it's not always about you @$$hole!
Seriously the level of obsession is ...scary....wow
Ahhh clubbing with the pops to test his powers
Trish's mom is psycho...bad bad bad mom
I hate when people are mean to Jess and blame her bc of Kilgrave
OMG Trish's mom is such a manipulative bitch!
Sooo did the big bad corporation that created the Simpson debacle give Jess the super power or did they take it from her and make the red pill???
He made him fall on shears?!?!? He put a pair of hedge cutters through his skull!!! Jfc man!
I know she's been through hell but girl twin is really losing it....
Oh god please don't blend his hand....I can't watch....eeeeee
Something is wrong with me....Crazy shouldn't be attractive....I can't help it...I keep seeing a handsome man....ahhhh, I'd never survive around Kilgrave...I am the stupid girl...great.

Okay he is seriously owning the psychopath...I could actually believe he IS that insane....
Hahhaha can't control her yet, well $hit
Oh no...no no no no he was under his control the whole time!!!! Dammit Luke!
The way Kilgrave says Jessica is so creepy...I feel like I need 10 showers, to stab my ear out with a q-tip and a bottle of Memory Eraser
Wait all the sexual tension was Kilgrave...but Luke & Jess did the thing...the really hot thing....they like bonded...and it was...oh ewwww...that is NOT right!  Is that supposed to make her run to you...?
Stop hurting Jess!
Dammit Luke!!!
OMG she shot him!!!
Luke is okay...I know he is okay...but crying Jessica hurts!!!! She deserves to be happy! *sniffle*

Ep 13
"Pain is a surprise" well you aren't wrong...it surprises the hell outta me when I stub my toe
So I get why she brought him to the hospital but not a good idea
Yay Claire!!!! Love her. 
Awww Jess...you had to...he was gonna kill you!!! Staaaahhhp
How did he find her?!?!????  Does he have a tracker up her @$$?!?
Do not call her selfish...she isn't selfish!
"I certainly regret meeting you" (yea well you f**ked up buddy) but that's a lie right....if he regretted it he wouldn't keep taunting her, he'd go away!
He called her an anal crumpet....is that a weird sex thing?  or an interesting insult... ewwww
So he doesn't think he's evil...warped
Oh my god he made her a patient zero...playing on the whole zombie apocalypse thing a bit....
He can control the whole hospital????
Needle in the eye?!?!? Wtf?!??
Well at least it worked....Luke lives right?
"Take off your pants"...oh Claire
"I usually like a little more romancing"...oh Jess
Eeeeeee talking about Matt!  Reach out to Matt! I love Matt!
40/60 chances stronger/kill him....I like those odds...he's a twat!
Omg he's obsessed with controlling her
"I'll make her want me" I so scared
"Reject her....devastate her over and over till she wants to die"...that's love...right?
He is the poster child for psycho controlling ex boyfriend
Awww she's cuddling with unconscious Luke....
Ahhhhh she wanted to do the normal life with Luke...a future....I'm not crying you're crying!
That just seems painful Kilgrave....why would you do that to yourself?!?!? Oh right to "win" back Jess by forcing her to "love" you...right.
Can Claire and Jess become friends?!?!?
Well hello Trish...
Wait till I call for backup...Jess...trying to keep her safe...again
Something I never say "I love you" just break my heart a little more Jess
Where are his arms?!?!? Jfc!!!
Oh for fucks sake he's still alive...and arm-less!
"Oh I'm no ones side kick"...hahaha Claire
Sack of dark oozing shit in a suit...yea that sums up a a sleazy lawyer
Ha! music will save you Jess
Oh it's Trish!!!! Right?!?!?
Clever girl!!!!! Make as much noise as you can
He's really surprised she's still pursing him?!?! Really?!?
You better run mofo...she's pissed
Oh crap she stopped.....$hit $hit $hit
Ugh he's disturbed...delusional...CREEEEPY!
"I wanted you to love me....but you can't ...only one exception..."
Oh god stop touching Trish like that...I need an adult, I need an adult.
Plaything...slave....STOP!!!! Don't say that about Trish...ugh I need a shower!
Ewwww ewwwww eeww...."kiss me...mean it"....all while he stares at Jess...f**k a shower, I need to bleach my retinas!
Jesus please punch him!!!!
Oh my god...the wanting to control her...Oh.My.God!  "say you love me" if she says it I'll scream!
She said it, she said "I love you"...to Trish
Ahhhh hahha hahha she's fine....
Holy $hit she killed him!!!!!
She snapped his neck like a f**king twig!
Well I didn't see that coming....don't think he's recovering from that...
She's been arrested for murdering Kilgrave, oh for f**ks sake!
I know how to keep a secret...yea you can Claire girl
Hogarth is ruthless...at least it's for Jess this time
Oh wow...well I guess she'll be busy now...
"Alias investigations how can we help."  Awww I love Malcolm...he'd be a good "side kick"
I need a Season Two

I watched 13 Episodes in 3 days...and I still managed to leave my house - Part 1

So I did the thing where I watched Netflix on and off  from Friday evening to Sunday. Yet I still managed to do a 5k, watch LSU (I really shouldn't have, it was AWFUL!), clean my house, watch Doctor Who (I really shouldn't have, I cried my eyes out...see here), and pick up the hubs from the Airport.  Along with regular things like feeding the animals...and myself. 

I watched all of Jessica Jones.  Don't get mad at me if I don't know what was happening.  I didn't read the comics and only knew a little about the story.  To say I was impressed is an understatement.  I was hooked from Episode 1.  The cast is phenomenal.  I don't know how you could watch it and not like it.  Wait I do know...if you are one of those people who is mad at Mr. Tennant for taking on this CRAZY roll, you may not like it...and you are stupid (sorry, not sorry).  Or if you are easily triggered.  There is quite a bit of violence, many mentions/allusions to rape, stalkers, excessive drinking, drugs, oh and uh...crazy wild superhero (and non superhero) sex.

If you haven't watched it yet DO NOT READ ON.  This (and the next post) will SPOIL the entire 13 Episodes for you.  DO NOT DO IT and if you do that's on you.  SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!



From the get go you can't help but like Jessica.  And that's funny because she is 100% unlikable.  At least that is what she wants people to think.  She has regrets and guilt but we don't really know why.  We don't really understand why she is doing what she does...why she is having these weirdo flash backs...why she drinks herself into oblivion.  She keeps everyone at a distance and is an @$$hole to anyone who tries to care.  She is tom-boyish but shes pretty.  She is also insanely strong for her small frame, heals fairly quickly and can jump (fly).  A+ acting my dear.  You see the hard@$$ meant for everyone along with the caring person hiding just below the surface.  She lost her entire family in an accident but still manages to live.  She isn't a "piece of $hit" just makes emotional decisions and is scared of hurting people she cares about.  When the realization hits you of what Kilgrave did to her you want to give her a hug but can't...because you know "fictional".  

Kilgrave is a f**king psychopath.  Oh my GOD!  I have never in my life been more creeped out by a fictional character.  He is the one that created most of my "Ahhhh omg!" moments.  He controls minds.  This goes beyond the power of suggestion.  He can get anyone to do what he wants.  ANYTHING he wants.  This includes injuring yourself, injuring someone else, having sexual relations...with him (whaaaaaaaa?!?).  I just, the list is extensive and disturbing.  He is obsessed with Jessica.  I guess its the whole want what you can't have thing but taken to a level of crazy I never thought possible.  The problem is he is attractive but at the same time sinister.  You can see it...there is a look.  Like you look at him and think something just ain't right there.  He uses people until he has no use of them...then he basically tells them to off themselves OR kill others so they have to live with it.  I get that he had a messed up childhood and was never really taught how to not be a f**knut.  So you almost (I said almost don't crucify me) feel bad for him.  But how can you teach a child to behave when they can CONTROL you?!?!?  He is naturally manipulative (not to mention delusional).  So even when he can't control you with his power, he's good at talking...at making you feel sorry for him.  Hell I felt sorry for him and I KNEW what was happening.  A+ acting my friend...I feel like I need a shower, thanks. 

Luke is a good hearted genuine guy.  We don't get why Jess is doing her PI thing with him at first  because he clearly isn't a case.  He is a lover but is a fighter when the need arises.  He is sexy.  Good lord that man is built nicely.  Oh and he is almost indestructible.  His skin is like steel.  Him and Jess, clearly have feelings for one another but she pushes him away.  And he gets pissed when he finds out her secret...I mean she did kill his WIFE.  Well it was Kilgrave but damn son.  They still have a bit of fun before all this comes out and *whew* is it hot in here? No just me, okay.  When Kilgrave gets to him I freaked out!  How much of what was said wasn't Luke?!?!?  Wait they...they did the thing...and it was hot...was that...no....OMG!

Trish is the BFF.  She is like a sis (legally she is a sis) to Jess.  She is famous and seems to really care but Jess pushes her away to protect her.  You want to slap Jess repeatedly for this.  Trish is clearly damaged because of her mother which makes her cautious but she wants to help.  She falls for Simpson (see below).  They have some hot fun too but I never fully trusted him.  Something was ALWAYS off.

Simpson is a nutter.  He is a decent cop who is sent to kill Trish, under the influence of Kilgrave.  He seems to lose his mind after this.  He becomes OBSESSED with killing Kilgrave.  So obsessed that he f**ks it all up.  He murders another detective, destroys all of the evidence against Kilgrave.  He hurts Trish repeatedly and he is trying to kill Jess because he blames her.  Oh and he's taking these enhancement pills that make him into a soulless killing machine.  I mean nice guy, right?

Hogarth is your stereotypical slimy lawyer.   She is ruthless in the courtroom but also in real life.  She plays at being Jessica's ally but she has ulterior motives.  She is a cheater and a manipulator.  She is only out for herself which causes her to do extremely stupid things...like trust KILGRAVE!

Of course there are other characters but these are the main ones.  The ones you either love or hate. Or want to punch repeatedly.  

So in conclusion watch the flipping show!  They did a wonderful job of bringing these characters to life.  And while that may sound like a good thing (it is mostly)...some of it is down right disturbing.  There are not many shows...actors...villains...that can make me shudder well after the episode...season ends.  Seriously, thinking about that final scene with Kilgrave making out with Trish still gives me the heebie  jeebies and its been a few days.  But I've grown to like Jess, Luke, Malcolm & Trish.  I want more.  I need a second season.  Can't wait to see where they go with this. 

Side Note - I will never be able to read the name Jessica again without hearing it the way Mr. Creepy says it....*shudder*

I thought I was ready but I wasn't...I don't want to Face the Raven

This is a review/recap of Saturday's Doctor Who episode (Season 9, Episode 10).  It will contain SPOILERS so don't read further if you haven't watched Face the Raven yet.  I'm not kidding.  Don't get mad at mean because you didn't listen.

This season has been a "nail biter" as far as when & how is our lovable little Clara going to leave.  So every episode you are like "OMG is this it?  This is it!" and the Doc swoops in and saves the day, as usual.  This episode was no different.  What we are starting to see this season is someone CLEARLY wants to hurt The Doctor but who and why. 

We have The Doctor and Clara running off to save an old friend, Rigsy.  I don't really remember Rigsy but apparently he was "significant" in a previous episode.  He has, of all things, a new tattoo that is counting down to zero.  He has been memory wiped and is terrified for his family.

The adorable part...the Doctor with the "new human".  He seems to just melt around Rigsy's little girl.  It's kind of adorable in a Twelve kind of way.  So after some T.A.R.D.I.S testing and guessing they figure out that Rigsy stumbled into a "Trap Street" (pardon me...a what?!?).  Doc thinks its a "hidden" street.  Something in plain sight that we can't see because technology is telling our brains its not there.  We have the T.A.R.D.I.S flying over London with Clara dangling out of it like a nut looking for the street.  She is 100% an adrenaline junkie and I think it's starting (continuing) to frighten The Doctor.  She is more jeopardy friendly than ever and she is getting reckless.

So they find the street and we are immediately thrown into a darker version Diagon Alley.  It was quite creepy, especially once you realize everyone you see is camouflaged by a kind of perception filter.  They look human but they aren't.  Somehow Rigsy has committed murder but he doesn't remember why or how.  Ashildr (or Me) shows up as the leader....Mayor...whatever of this ragtag bunch.  She says Rigsy did it and is sentenced to death by Quantum Shade (WTF?!?).

There is some sleuthing and we see another member of this "society" freaking out.  He has stolen from the commune and shall "Face the Raven".  The clock strikes zero as his wife BEGS him to give it to her but he refuses.  The creepy caged Raven turns to smoke and dives into the "man", killing him.  The Raven comes out of his mouth as black smoke and I suddenly had flashbacks to Supernatural (its a Demon, right!??! Oh wait wrong show).  This gives Clara (who is under Ashildr's protection) the STUPID idea of taking the sentence from Rigsy because Ashildr wont kill her (see RECKLESS!) and it will give them more time to find out what really happened.

Stuff happens and then we find out Ashildr tricked them and just needed the Doc to show up so she could turn him over to someone else.  The lady wasn't murdered, Rigsy is innocent, so she goes to remove the tattoo...the problem is, it is on Clara now...Ashildr can't remove it.  Transferring the tattoo cancels the contract and Ashildr is removed as the authority.  Clara will die.

I was in denial.  I kept saying "this isn't it.  no.  this isn't how she dies.  WTF Doctor Who!?!?" Then it happens.  Clara gives the speech...The Doctor tears up...and I am now a sobbing mess on my couch.  “Don’t run. Stay with me.” That line right there broke me into a million pieces.  I might not have loved Clara last season with the Danny Pink BS but I loved her before and after.  She knows him so well and he knows her.  He's angry, she knows he will rip the universe apart to save her or destroy it to avenge her.  He can't lose his impossible girl.  So she helps him along...this is what sealed the deal for me.  This had me crying well after the credits rolled:

Clara: You. Now you listen to me. You're going to be alone now, and you're very bad at that. You're going to be furious and you're going to be sad, but listen to me. Don't let this change you. No, listen. Whatever happens next... wherever she is sending you, I know what you're capable of. You don't need to be a warrior. Promise me. Be a Doctor.
The Doctor: What's the point of being a Doctor if I can't cure you?
Clara: Heal yourself. You have to. You can't let this turn you into a monster. So... I'm not asking you for a promise. I'm giving you an order. You will not insult my memory. There will be no revenge. I will die, and no-one else, here or anywhere, will suffer.
The Doctor: What about me?
Clara: If there was something I could do about that, I would. I guess we're both just going to have to be brave.

(I'm fine I just have something in my eye, like a twig or a tree branch)

Then she runs into the street and the raven slams into her.  She dies.  She f**king dies!  And now the Doc will be transported to who knows where because Ashidr or Me or whatever her name has betrayed him to save her "people".

We flash to Rigsy (I remember him now, he was from Flatline...the graffiti dude) and he has decorated the now abandoned T.A.R.D.I.S. with a memorial to Clara.  And now I am sobbing again. 

Honestly the entire episode was just okay.  I mean it wasn't as bad as last week...murderous sleep boogers...really?!?!?!  But I wasn't overly involved in the story like I have been in the past.  It was an interesting murder mystery but it fell a little flat.  The redeeming feature of it was Clara's death which I hate that that is what "saved" this  episode.  Had she not had such an amazing, and by amazing I mean heart wrenching, send off I would have been almost bored and really annoyed with Me.  Actually I am really annoyed with Me....WTF you old bat!?!? Or maybe I realized this would be it for Clara so I didn't want to like it. 

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I'm fine, its fine, I'm fine *sniffle*

Who doesn't want luscious locks and stronger nails?!?

Well then you should consider Nature's Bounty® Optimal Solutions® Hair, Skin & Nails Gummies.  I wasn't a believer before I tried them but they do work.  They will NOT make your hair and nails grow faster.  That is NOT what they do.  What they do is make your hair and nails grow stronger and healthier.  Oh and supposedly make your skin brighter but I haven't noticed that.  

I've been using them for a few weeks and can see a difference.  My nails are noticeably stronger than before.  I find that they aren't breaking as easily and look healthier...whiter.  My hair is shinier and just all around looks nicer.  I have fine limp hair but I find although its still fine and limp it looks healthier.  It takes just a second to eat the gummies and I think it is worth it.  They seem to work and they taste great, win-win.  

Check them out.

Everything should be comfortbale, especially something like a tampon

I received these for free to try from Smiley 360.  I'll be honest at first I was not excited to try these.  I've always used tampons with applicators so this is something new to me. 

I will say I wasn't that comfortable putting them in while on my cycle, it seemed like it would be "messy".  But it wasn't.  It was easy actually.  And more comfortable to insert versus the plastic or cardboard applicators, so that is a plus.  I don't have a heavy flow but I was concerned about the absorbancy.  But they worked just fine.  I barely noticed it was there.  They worked just as well if not better as my regular tampons but with less waste.  Also, because they are so small without the applicators they are much easier to travel with.  I just put a few in my handy dandy carrying case and no one is the wiser as to what they are. 

Honestly, I liked them more than what I've been using.  I think everyone should try them...well every female who is having monthly cycles. 

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Goodness knows, Goodnessknows snack squares are quite tasty

I received these for free to try from Smiley 360.  I think my favorite part about them is their design.  Each bar is broken into four little squares.  It makes it easier to just have bit if you aren't that hungry and to share.  They are available to purchase at CVS, Walgreens, or Rite Aid.

I received three flavors to try.  I am not a huge chocolate fan  especially in snack bars but the chocolate in these was complimentary to the other flavors so it was okay. 

• Cranberry, almond, dark chocolate - This one was by far my favorite.  The cranberry and almond paired perfectly with the dark chocolate. 

• Peach & cherry, almond, dark chocolate - This one was okay.  Something about the peach tasted weird to me so it wasn't my favorite.  To me the flavors didn't really go well together so I would not get this one again.

• Apple, almond & peanut, dark chocolate - This one I did enjoy, not as much as the first but more than the second.  I did enjoy it more because of the peanut butter.  I am more of an only peanut butter fan, versus a peanut butter and chocolate.
 
I would definitely get at least the cranberry ones again.  They make a great on the go snack before some of my runs.  I find them filling and enjoyable to eat. 

Check them out!

How did I miss this? How did my little geeky syfy loving heart not know this!?!?!?

I hate networks, I hate hate hate them!  Netflix save us.  Okay I might be being a bit dramatic but I somehow missed the cancellation notice for a few shows that I love!

1. Dominion - OMG are you kidding me!!?!?  It ended on an effing cliff hanger!  It ended eluding to Lucifer being the next big baddie.  How bad where the ratings?!?!  They couldn't have been that terrible!  Could they have been?  I don't think you understand Syfy, I want to know what happens!  I need more Chris Egan and Tom Wisdom and ya know what I need them all back on my screen!  Here's hoping Netflix does something.  I mean I had high hopes for Constantine but alas that didn't f**king happen.  (yes, I know this was NBC but I am still pissed).  I had no idea this was canceled.  I missed the announcement.  I only found out because I went to vote for something else as a Netflix series reboot and saw this one....soooooo sorry Forever I love you and all but this got my vote.  Ahhhhh, don't take this one too, dammit!

2.  Helix - Okay, yes last season wasn't the "best" but we are left with questions at the end of Season two.  I mean I am not as angry about this one as I am about #1 but I did enjoy this show and the characters.  And I kind of want to know more.   But I guess I can see they may be running out of stories.  I mean how far can you stretch this immortal blood virus strain thing. 

3. Defiance - I knew that season finale felt...well final.  Not sure if the writers had an inkling or not but at least we got some sort of closure.  I will still miss this show though.  I haven't been this excited about a Syfy original series since Eureka.  Defiance was a fantastical glance at a future where we are "invaded".  Where as a species we have to learn how to adapt if we want to survive.  It was different but relatable.  The characters were so complex and well written.  I can't tell you how many times this show not just tugged but RIPPED my heart out...yet I still wanted more.  I hate that we will never find out what happens to Nolan, Irisa, the Tarr's, etc.  I mean we get an idea of what might happen in their futures in the finale but I really wanted so much more.  Although I will miss this show, at least it got a better send off than some others...*cough* Forever *ahem*. Yes I know that was ABC but I am still angry about it. 

Fox don't let me down!  Don't you dare cancel Bones or Sleepy Hollow...please... or did I miss that announcement too???

Side note - How the f**k did all these great shows get canceled yet we still get Salem.  I mean I'm not complaining.  I like the show but I thought for sure it was getting axed. 

The Leftovers still keeps me coming back each week

Okay, like I've said before, I wont recap every episode and review it.  But last weeks (10/25/2015) episode really grabbed me.  I'm a week late watching it because the mother of all storms came through last week and wouldn't allow me to watch it without power surges and emergency update interruptions from my parish.  Being Halloween week, the week got away from me and now its 11/1 and I FINALLY finished watching it.

The episode itself was interesting.  Kevin goes back to where the girls disappeared and crazy dad finds him there.  But instead of freaking out he just cons him into going with him for a drive.  A drive where we end up at the "friends" temp home...you know the friend that cray cray dad burned his house down.  Well dad gets shot and Kevin is like f**k!  Kevin takes care of him, calling cray cray's wife (Doctor) and getting him help.  Once cray cray is all good he leaves, only to be attacked relentlessly by the hallucination of Patti.  He finally loses it and talks to her (thank God it is the middle of the night).  After finding out he did in fact try to kill himself, that he supposedly doesn't love his family...its just a band-aid because of all the BS that happened before, AND that those girls DID depart (well $hit!).   After the hallucination is satisfied she f**ked Kevin up enough, she walks away.  Then crazy guy in the tower says "whose your friend?".  What?!!?!?  He can see her too!?!?!?  Who is this guy?  Why is he in the tower?  Why does the town seem okay with that?  He is clearly significant!  Kevin finally makes his way back to a still freaked out Nora who isn't mad that he left...just that she woke up alone and thought he departed.  So what does she do...she handcuffs them together to sleep. Weird but a meaningful sentiment.  I don't care what not real Patti said...I think they do love each other!

Jill is going to get bored eventually.  She clearly loves her adoptive sister but a 17 year old needs more than babysitting and hanging out with the crazy adults all the time.  I do like that she seems really close with Nora.  I'm glad they didn't go the resentful "step daughter" route.  She seems to want to befriend boy twin from next door.  And honestly he seems to connect with her too.  I don't care if it isn't romantic, I like their chemistry.  I think they would be great friends at the very least. Poor boy twin is REALLY distraught about his missing sister.  He KNOWS they departed but no one wants to hear that but Jill doesn't seem to mind.  See they have a connection. 

That was basically the gist of the show.  What REALLY got me though was the final piece of music.  As Kevin is undressing and Nora is sadly watching him you hear "I've got chills they're multiplying....".  Holy $hit, I know that song!  I know it so well!  It's "You're the ones that I want"  from Grease.  But it isn't the version I know.  It is dark and haunting.  It is PERFECT.  The same lyrics sung a different way.  It gave me chills and fit absolutely perfectly with the ending of this episode.  Hear the whole song below.  I love it!

Doctor Who: The Drosten's Curse, by: A.L. Kennedy

I don't even know where to begin with this one.  I finished it over a day ago but I am torn on how to review it.  I enjoyed it because it is another Doctor Who story.  Made even better because it is another Doctor story that stars the Fourth Doctor, whom I kind of adore.  My only issue with it is it was weird to follow.  Not hard to follow, just weird.  It had a very Douglas Adams feel to the way the story was told.  Not a bad thing, I love The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy but something about this book's style of story telling rubbed me funny. With that said I still enjoyed it. I still got to go on a new adventure with my beloved Fourth Doctor. I give it 3 stars.

There are some spoilers in the below.  Just a warning. 


There are quite a few characters to follow and the point of view changes frequently.  My favorites were of course The Doctor and Bryony.  She is the "companion" in this story and she is very likable.  She is a beautiful strong woman who doesn't just accept her fate.  She wants to be in control of her life, understand the world around her...oh and go on an adventure.  Although at the moment she is stuck in a dead end job with a horrible boss.  The other "companion" is Putta.  He is a clumsy, awkward, red head who is absolutely in love with Bryony but too shy to say anything.  He also happens to be an alien but a good guy not the one trying to destroy the world.  The Bah-Sokar is the big baddie.  It can control minds, create things out of nothing, and is perpetually hungry.  It isn't in control of its wants/needs which makes it so dangerous.  

It actually was quite a fun adventure.  A mind controlling alien who sucks the life out of people, how very terrifying.  I felt terrible for Mrs. Fetch.  She was completely at the creature's mercy but having her alive showed the creature meant well, it had learned love and happiness.  It gave her an extended life, riches and grandchildren that she never had.  Unfortunately it also took many of her memories...the ones that made her sad along with killing many many people at her golf resort because it was "hungry".  The Doctor is his usual know it all alien self.  He is witty and sarcastic and sometimes a bit rude but that is why we love him.  He sees the potential in Bryony , even in Putta although he is a bit harder on him.  He was written quite well.  I could hear the fourth doctor speaking when I read his lines.

The grandchildren to me are one of the creepiest manifestations.  Yes the mind control is scary and the ground "eating" people isn't fun but creepy kids are the worst.  They seem like normal mischievous twin children but when the form out of walls, grow from the ground and attack people in water, I just feel like that is a nightmare waiting to happen.  But even they aren't the creepiest of this kids.  The one that gave me the worst chills was Paul Cluny Junior, aka Zandor.  He became the Jewel at the Heart of the Universe...he became the controller of the Bah-Sokar and he was 1000% evil.  His seething hatred for everyone, including his parents was unnerving.  He wanted to destroy everything and bend the world to his whims.  There was nothing good about him.  

Of course the Doctor succeeds and is able to defeat this horrible human.  With the Doctor's help, The Bah-Sokar realizes it prefers love over hatred and dethrones this bad egg.  And the creature being a good "egg" now, restores everyone.  It was a very Disney ending.  "Just this once, everybody lives."  Well except Paul...he didn't get a second chance.  Bryony and Putta get a happily ever after and the Doctor gains some new friends.  I did like how the Bah-Sokar has been spreading its eggs across the Earth.  They will lie in dormant until another Julia Fetch can awaken them.  So to prevent another disaster The Doctor gives his new friends the mission of collecting them all.  Talk about an adventure...even if it is bound to the Earth. 

I received this book for free from Blogging for Books to give my honest review.

Oh, say it isn't so!!! I guess all GREAT things must come to an end...

So it was announced the other day that ANOTHER one of my fav shows is entering into its last season.  It isn't a fantasy, horror, or drama.  It is a science-y show.  It is MythBusters.  It is the show that kept my love of all things science alive.  I've watched it loyally since 2003 when it first aired.  I can't believe this will be it.  I will have to get my Myth fix in reruns!!! 

I've never been happier that I decided to buy tickets to their live show!  At least I'll get to see it LIVE before they are off the air.  I only hope...pray...that it doesn't get canceled like the Craig Ferguson show did because of "lack of interest".  How can you NOT be interested in Craig Ferguson...he's freaking hilarious!  Anyways, I'm crossing every appendage I have in hopes that the live show will go on here in NOLA. 

My point is this show ending makes me sad.  As knowledgeable as I am about all things science, I obviously don't know everything (yet).  I've learned so many things from this show.  Some of it is applicable in daily life and some isn't but I still KNOW it because of them. 

For instance, the way germs spread.  I think that episode scarred me.  Yea we all know sick people are walking petri dishes but to see it spread on everything, YUCK!  That even if a Myth is disproved, blowing things up is always the most fun.  It's not science unless you singe an eye brow....or arm hair...or any hair on your body for that matter.  Duck Tape can be used for ANYTHING, including making a f**king workable cannon!  Having a tattoo in and MRI will not rip your skin off (possible irritation but nothing will explode).  Watching Thermite burn is so cool...volatile but soooo cool.  You can't "bend" the trajectory of a bullet like in Wanted.  It would take a lot of mirrors to create a death-ray and although its really pretty it doesn't really work.  Buster is a really good sport.  And just so many other things it is impossible to list them all here. 

I hate that such a fun science-y show is leaving our airways.  But like I said all good things must come to an end.  I guess we all knew something was up when the build team was "let go" last year. And although I ADORE Kari, Grant and Tory...Jamie and Adam hold a special place in my little science heart (you know the part of my heart that likes to see things blown up, because reasons).  I can't wait to see what crazy Myths make up the final season but I am sad to know it is coming to an end.  Fourteen years is a good run for any show but I guess it is time to say farewell.  Seriously though, I feel like I am saying goodbye to my favorite science teacher(s), *le sigh*. 

"Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science 

is writing it down" ~ Adam Savage

The Leftovers - Season 2, Episode 2 - A Matter of Geography

Oh don't mind me, my brain is just leaking out of my ear.  Seriously...again?  At least I got one kind of answer, sort of...Again, its good...I'll still watch it but good GOD what is happening!?!?  I'm not going to review every episode but I had to do this one.

SPOILERS

So we flash back to our favorite f**ked up family and how they ended up in Miracle.  YAY!  I like explanations.  And while I knew Kevin was off his rocker, I didn't realize how off his rocker he was.  He went and dug up crazy lady and PURPOSEFULLY got pulled over with her rotting corpse in the back of his truck.  He of course is the luckiest mofo on the planet because not only did he not go to jail because they hated her anyways but when he told Nora about his semi-criminal act and she said okay no biggie, I love you.  What?!? 

Then she is offered a stupid amount of money to sell her home, over 3 mil, because multiple people "departed" there...morbid much.  They get to miracle where people are on waiting lists to get in and they just so happen to rent a house...ONLINE.  Alas, the house they rented burned to the ground...hmmm I wonder if it was by the crazy firefighter dude???  Nora goes all crazy white girl and buys a house for auction....for basically what she got for her house.  Kevin is acting like a nutter which shouldn't surprise me but geesh.

He's seeing "ghosts"...ya know Patti.  But she seems so real and she wants to be acknowledged.  He thinks he's going the route of his dad and just ignores it.  When she slams his head into their new stove, its concerning.  Is he hurting himself or is she real?!!?!?

So it looked like we weren't going to see what they did during the quake because it was fading to back as Kevin fell asleep.  And then BAM he is at at the reservoir.  How the f**k did he get there without Nora noticing?!?!  Why is he tied to a f**king cinder-block??? Did he try to kill himself???  So he just happens to appear at the reservoir when the teenagers disappeared during the earth quake.  And then crazy Patti just happens to appear to him at that point with an "uh oh".  Really?!?!  What is happening???

The preview for next week (or the rest of the season) looks intense.  Did I see preacher man in a stocks?!?!?!  Are they gonna kill him?  How did creepy dad get shot?  Did they find Kevin at the reservoir?  Why are the looney toons from New York showing up in Texas? 

This show is crazy but I have a feeling Kevin is important to whatever it is.  Possibly an epicenter or something.  He is a key, we just have to figure out to what. 

American Horror Story: Hotel - OMG!

I'm not even going to summarize it.  I'm just going to show you my reactions in gifs as the hour and a half premier progressed.  There is a SPOILER at the bottom, so don't read if you haven't watched it yet.

Yay, new season of AHS!!!!

And then it started...

 And yes I will watch the next one but this one may have scarred me.  I had sympathy butt hurt after that ONE scene.  I mean come on, it was a f**king metal unicorn horn...in the @$$hole!!!!!!!! Just...ow man...just ow... 

I only have more questions...that's so not fair!!!

So for some stupid reason I decided to keep watching The Leftovers.  It isn't a bad show but it is very dark.  By the end of last season I was still very WTF.  I had no idea what was going on but things got real weird, real fast.  So I figured Season 2 would still be weird but would answer some of the questions we all had.

The season opener gave me a migraine.  If you haven't watched it and still plan on watching it,
DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!  You have been warned.  It came on Sunday...but I am being nice...
SPOILERS below.


So it started in 10,000BC or something (what?!?).  There was a cave woman.  I honest to God thought I started watching the wrong show.  So she's prego and has to tinkle, why do I need to know this?!!?!  Anyways she leaves her tribe in the cave and there is a flipping earthquake and they are all buried alive...well that sucks!  So b**ch goes into labor all alone and manages to birth the baby and not die, kudos cave chick.  Again, I am still like what am I watching?!!?!?  So she is starving and has to find food and gets bit by a snake (uh oh).  Her arm goes all gangrene and basically falls off and she dies with the infant clutched to her chest while laying near a water reserve, creek thing...jfc that's terrible!  Some other tribe lady finds the baby, gives dead mom a sad look and moves on.  Then we flash to present day Miracle, TX.  Ummmmm WTF?

Why am I in Miracle, TX?  Who are these new characters?!?!  What happened to the old characters?!?!?  What was with the flipping cave woman?!?!  What is happening?!?!  So apparently Miracle was the only place where people didn't "depart".  No one was "taken" so now its like a holy land.  Honestly, when they show the buses coming in with peeps and residents of the town selling "holy items" all I could think of was Fatima or Medjugorje.  Ya know, places where Mary appeared and then *BAM* its now a place where people pilgrimage from all over the world to be close to God or "healed" or whatever.  Don't get me wrong, I'd visit too out of sheer curiosity even if I wasn't a little religious. 

It all centers around this really sketch family.  The husband is a Fireman that burns down peoples houses (WTF?!?) and his daughter is rebelling a bit and almost a typical teen.  Mom seems normal, as is the brother and the whole fam goes to Baptist services.  Finally more than half way in, we get our preacher man (Christopher Eccleston) showing up in Miracle.  But he only has a small scene and he is shooshed by the current preacher from talking about the departure and his wife's "miracle" ...odd.  The sketch dad questions him like some interrogator...what is going on!?!?

So we are back at the house and sketch dad gets a pie left on the front porch and he's all suspicious that its poisoned or something (well if you didn't go around burning down people's houses maybe you wouldn't be so paranoid!).  He sees his new Neighbors (yay, its our "favorite" f**ked up family from Season 1).  So we have preacher man, along with Kevin, Nora, Jill & recently acquired baby randomly showing up in the same town in TX...can't be a coincidence...right?!?  (yes I know him and Nora are related but they aren't exactly BFFs) So sketch dad brings the possible POISONED pie to the new neighbors...(what a d**k!) and invites them for his B-day BBQ, odd.

BBQ is weird to say the least.  Kevin is awkward anyway and sketch dad is just not right so that's fun.  Apparently sketch dad was in prison for attempted murder and that's not an uncomfortable conversation, nope not at all.  So the kids in that home (boy and girl) are apparently twins.  Weird things always happen with twins.  I should know I am married to one and my BFFs are twins.

Anyway, twin girl has a seizure at the table and messes up the bday cake (yikes!)...poor baby.  So we end up with them eating the pie (pahahahaha, karma).  No one dies but shockingly enough even after the seizure they let girlfriend go off with her friends after dinner, hmmmm.  Sometime in the middle of the night we have an Earthquake (ahhh tying into the weirdo beginning).  Mom & dad realize baby girl never came home.  Dad and twin bro go to the reservoir, creek thing and find the friend's car....running...with the radio on...locked from the inside and EMPTY.  No trace of the three girls.  OMG the girls departed didn't they!?!?!?  The creek thing is dry and the fish are flopping...where the hell did all the water go?!?!  And roll credits.

I have more questions!  I have no answers!  I have a headache!  And I will keep watching because I apparently like to torture my brain.