Monday, August 25, 2014

WTF TrueBlood?!?!?

****SPOILERS for the Books and Television show****

Should I direct this at the writers...possibly.  I read the entire book series.  When I read the last book I threw a pen at the wall.  I wanted to throw a book but I like my iPad.  I was so freaking pissed off at the ending!  It was like the other books and characters no longer existed.  As if the past didn't happen and she just decided to force a "happily ever after" with Sam because Sookie deserves to have babies or something.  I love Sam, I do but when it happened I was like are you effing kidding me?!?  There has to be a better way to do this woman!  There were so many other characters to pick from.  Or if you don't want to rehash old relationships in the last book create someone we start to love.  Give us someone to be happy about.  Maybe a fae!  I don't know.  Sam and her may have had some heated moments in the past but nothing that would EVER have me thinking they would be anything more than best friends and business partners.  If anything don't put her with ANYONE...no one.  Just leave it open that she may end up with one of them but don't tell us who!  I mean they never said "and her and Sam live happily ever after" but it was eluding to that. 

So imagine my *whooooohooooo* *happy dance* when the writers of TrueBlood said they were going in a different direction when ending the series.  I love Eric, he is by far my favorite! I love Pam, she is my spirit animal.  I know they are "perfect" for each other but they are not lovers.  Their love is more family like.  They will ALWAYS be together just not like that.  Obviously, I am an Eric/Sookie shipper.  Stop punching holes in my ship!  I will go down with this ship *glug glug glug*.  Dammit you sunk my ship *tears*.



Moving on.  The last few seasons have been rough.  There were many many times where I was like "go home TrueBlood you are drunk!".  I stuck with the show because I loved it so much at the beginning but there were times where I was so done.  I mean so so so done!  So I sat down last night and prepared myself to say goodby to my favorite viking vamp, my love/hate for my telepath friend, etc.  And I figured, I will cry because it over, right...WRONG!

I was honest to God bored out of my flipping mind!  The whole Bill thing.  I was like JFC if he turns human and they get together I will turn this off!  Then she staked him and I was all holy shit they actually killed him!!! Truthfully, I thought he was about to turn into bloody goo during the wedding.  If this was the old TrueBlood, that totally would have happened and it would have been good.  Because I would have effing cried!  I would have had some sort of emotional response.  Instead when she staked him I felt nothing.  Not a tear.  I thought he was being a selfish git asking someone he LOVES to kill him because he is miserable.  Dude just sit in your grave till the sun comes up and be done with it *rolls eyes*

Then the NO CONTACT at all with Eric.  You know what F**k you writers!  This is where the author got it wrong.  They didn't have to end up together but don't cheapen what they had and have them just stop being them!  He cared for her tremendously, even Pam who was tired of her "precious fairy vagina" liked her a little.  And Sookie cared for him, you know she did so don't try to tell me otherwise.  He is Eric effing Northman, yea they had some trust issues but their chemistry was the most believable throughout the ENTIRE series (book and TV)!  It was like they just forgot about it.  Fine you don't want her to waste her precious human life with the undead but don't tell me that it made sense to just remove him from her life because it didn't.  Shit, at the end of the show they clearly show OTHER vamps at her stupid Thanksgiving dinner, so why couldn't they have stayed friends.  He is a GOOD FRIEND TO HAVE.

Then there was the kicker.  I mean it literally kicked me in the freaking gut!  Flash forward, I think it was 4 years at this point.  Eric and Pam are New Blood spokespersons and owners and whatever.  Which is fine because like I said they care for one another and there is no Eric without Pam and vice versa.  Again pissed that they were no longer part of the Bon Temps life but whatever that wasn't what kicked me.  What effing kicked me was Sookie's happily ever after!  She is surrounded by her "family".  Yay, right?!  And she is *sucks in breath* pregnant.  Okay okay, FINE give her the human life Bill wanted her to have with his dying wish and whatnot.  But who is it?!?!  They killed off Alcide (which pissed me off to no end!) and Sam had another woman and a baby.  They never introduced Quinn into the TV show which also pissed me off because he was pretty important in the books but I digress. 

They dragged it out for the longest time!  Then, here it comes...finally we are going to find out.  Its....its...some random effing person and we didn't even see his effing face and what the hell did I just watch.  I had no tears, no happy feels, just a dumb founded stare and a big ol' middle finger fading to black.  You know what don't give me that shit!  Don't just put her with anyone.  Leave it open.  I would have preferred that to the random person sitting in place where I expected to see a character I loved.  Because lets be honest, it was the series finale.  They could have put any previous love interest in there and I would have accepted it and started crying.  Except they killed them off or just pretended like they never existed or whatever. 

So I can say for the first time EVER I had zero emotional response to the ending of a series I love.  When I devote years of my time getting invested in a television show I expect to be sad or at least cry happy tears.  Instead I was even more angry than when I read the flipping book.  At least in the book we knew Sam and could kind of be happy that they were probably going to be together forever having happy little part human, part fae, part shifter babies.  Not staring at the back of some random no ones head!  My husband was like it was probably a camera guy they just shoved on set which snapped me out of my open mouthed glare and I laughed.   

Sorry but I did not like how they ended it.  I waited until I slept on it to say anything and I still just can't be happy about it.  I accepted the book ending but this one...I wished they would have just stuck to the book, I personally would have been happier because she's with someone we KNOW and can have an emotional response over! 

I know I am not alone but I also know some people were happy with it.  I just can't be.  I feel like the entire series was just thrown out to give Sookie her happy ending both in the Book and TV show.  So *pfleet*.

Here's my ending Sookie finally realized she doesn't need a man or a baby or a human life to be happy.  She has many who love her because she is who she is.  She just needs to be herself and live the life she wants and stop letting other peoples ideals *ahem* BILL *ahem* guide their decisions.  THE END!

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Check out Arthur Tweedie - PUR


You need to check out or meet Arthur Tweedie.  He is pretty funny and has a lovely appreciation for filtered water. You really can learn a lot from him and its entertaining.


Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Blonde & Blue (Alexa O'Brien Huntress Book 4) - My Thoughts

I love Alexa, I really really do. She is a strong, takes no one's shit kind of woman. I thoroughly enjoyed all of the books so far but this one was lacking for me. I still enjoyed it but it didn't leave me wanting more like the others. There are spoilers below.  If you don't want to know skip to the very last paragraph. 

This entire book is Alexa trying to control her never ebbing hunger for blood (bloodlust). And I get that this is a big deal but it really wasn't that interesting and there was minimal "bedroom" time. Let me clarify, I don't read these books for the mind blowing moments with her, Shaz and Arys. I read them because she is constantly proving that people underestimate her, the hot stuff is lagniappe. Her uncontrollable draw to Kale is annoying (read previous post about wanting to slap a book character). I like Kale but he scares me and we already have a love triangle with her white wolf and dark vamp. Which is a bit weird at times.  Adding another, extremely unpredictable vamp (he tried to kill JEZ!!!) is, well risky and I don't want to lose either of the first two. Having him pine after her, fine but for her to have feelings for him too and risk Arys and Shaz, uh NO. It is just a bit much and thankfully towards the end she realizes this. I know this is primarily a werewolf series but I like Arys. He is by far my favorite character behind Alexa. I like Shaz too but he doesn't appeal to me in that way, I guess. He is wholesome and human-ish and seemingly perfect. Arys is none of that and doesn't pretend to be which is um yea.

There were multiple semi-climatic moments in the book but they weren't as exciting as before. They were decent but kind of "meh". I guess this book for me was more of a filler. We needed info about the bond with Alexa and Arys, threw in some demons & angels and had some big baddies try to kill Alexa. Add the unexpected drama with Shaz liking being bitten by vamps and you have a decent story just not one that blew my mind.

Then there was the birthday chapter which was...wow, I mean wow...but it wasn't as wow as some other times. It seemed forced.  Plus the aggressiveness, the forcing that she seems to like made me cringe a bit. Rough and passionate is one thing, ultimate domination with no regard for the pain being inflicted is a whole other level. Its fine just not my thing.  It of course tapered off again and I thought well this is going to leave me even more "meh". But the last page...it did it for me "I saw her again in my dreams, the wolf". Holy shit he's been dreaming about her since before she even existed!!!!! I immediately decided Book 5 should be purchased right about, NOW.

Maybe not as mind blowing, adrenaline rushing as previous books but it does give a bit more insight into what is going on with Arys & Alexa. Plus it introduced some other beings that clearly play a large part in upcoming books.

So I give it 3 out of 5 stars.  Not bad but not great. 

Monday, August 18, 2014

Some book characters drive me bonkers!

Have you ever just wanted to reach into a book and bitch slap a character so bad?!?!  I know angst and sexual frustration is necessary is some stories but self sabotaging peeps make me stabby.  I get it you have uncontrollable powers coursing through you BUT you have TWO...count them TWO seemlingly unbelievable men who honestly love you and you just want to f**k anything that moves.  And then tell one of the men that loves you that you may or may not love a third man.  WTF is happening?!!?!?!?!?  Ok ok yes that scene with the third guy was pretty hot and eye opening but I do not approve...yet...I am annoyed...ahhhhhhhh!

Full book review to come once I finish reading.

Blonde & Blue (Alexa O'Brien Huntress Book 4)

**UPDATE** - Chapter 22: I'm not sure what I just read but I feel a bit flushed and I think, I think I liked it...does that make me weird o_O 

**UPDATE 2**  I changed my mind, I liked it at first then it went a little too far, got a little too rough.  

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Dark Eden by Chris Beckett

So I received this book as a free download from Blogging for Books. I downloaded it because it got such wonderful reviews so far and I love Science Fiction/Space/Fantasy stuff. If you read my running commentary in the comments I had a hard time with this book. I am usually kind of easy on books, even poorly written ones but this one was a beating. I couldn't fully get into the story. No matter how hard I tried I just wanted to throw my eReader across the room.

In my rantings (see end of review) I complain about the language. I get it, okay, I get that they are far removed from a proper education because of being on another planet, inbreeding, etc BUT some of the words and phrases made me want to stab my eyes out. I've read books with their own weird way of speaking but this one just pissed me off at another level. It was like a child telling a never ending dick joke...seriously dick was said way more than I thought necessary.  But again I guess the uneducated factor is part of that too.  Then there was the whole "hoooom hoooom" went the forest and "aaaaahhh aaaahhhh" went a sky bird or whatever. It was like Dr Seuss goes to an Alien Planet (seriously it irritated me EVERY TIME it was said, which was A LOT). Say it once! After I got over that there was the actual story.

Okay the story had potential. Humans accidentally get stranded on a far off planet with their only hope of rescue laying with three companions who try to get back home. 160+ years and generations down the line the two left behind's decedents are still hell bent on being rescued (even though they have no idea about Space travel) and refuse to advance their society. They wont do things different because they are afraid if they do they wont be able to return to Earth. Except there is one boy who wants to make a change. That to me is an interesting enough plot. But it was so uninteresting when put into the story. It was frustrating (mainly because of the ignorance) which is okay sometimes but honestly for the most part it was just boring.

I was happy with John and with Tina. It took a while to get used to the "slipping" with everyone but I get it. Safety in numbers, must reproduce. Still I sensed an undeveloped love affair with John and Tina that was just crapped on repeatedly. I was hoping for "they broke the norm and only slipped with each other" but nope... I felt like I needed more Jeff's POV. He seemed really important and mystical but it was never really developed. The animal explanations were decent...they gave some depth to the story and this Alien planet. The rest was just backwoods, ignorant, bickering stuff. It did get really interesting a little more than half way through and I thought, yes it was worth it then *poof* boring again. Getting near the end killed me a little because we all know what finding the 3 companions means and *sigh* it ended.

I had high hopes for this humans stranded on a dark alien planet book but I just couldn't bring myself to give it more than 2 stars. It was 333 pages and it took me more than 2 weeks to read because the story wasn't captivating. It was a chore for me when normally reading is something I enjoy. I get its "book 1" but the effort to get through Book 1 makes it unlikely that I will even acknowledge Book 2.  But curiosity may get the best of me. 

Rantings as I read (some were on Goodreads, others on my eReader):

7/30 - 2% -  "hmmmph, hmmmph, hmmmph, went the trees. Hmmmmmm, went forest." I really want to give this book a chance but with lines like that I feel like I am reading a children's book.

7/30 - 3% -  The verbiage is tripping me out a bit. The double words...please please or cold cold or dark dark. But I must say I may start using "a slip". Seriously "his dad was giving him mum a slip" as in sexy time. 

8/5 - 12% - I am 40 pages into this book and I want to stab my eyes out. The writing is frustrating! I know I got it free to review but I may not be able to get through this.... 

8/6 - 22% - I legit lol'd... telling a story, "Or like Hitler and Jesus, where Hitler yells at Jesus he's giong to kill all his group, the Juice..." I just...wow 

Page 76 — August 7, 2014 - "Or like Hitler and Jesus, where Hitler yells at Jesus he's going to kill all his group, the Juice, kill them like they were slinkers (over my dead body!" goes Jesus, and Hitler says, "it will be over your dead body, mate, because I'm going to nail you up to a hot spiketree till your skin's all burned off. ") - Omg! I just....what ?!? *snort*
Page 102 — August 7, 2014 -  "Li...Leck...Lecky-trickity" - Is this electricity....I see
Page 103 — August 7, 2014 - "Clones" - It took me longer than I want to admit to figure out this meant clowns
Page 104 — August 7, 2014 - "from whose dick came everyone of us" - Seriously!?!
Page 105 — August 7, 2014 - "Jesus wants us to do"- Is this a wwjd joke.....
Page 112 — August 7, 2014 - "Rayed Yo" - Ah hem radio...the speech makes me cringe. I get why it's written like this I'm just slowly dying inside
Page 114 — August 7, 2014 - "Secret Ree" - Secretary.... O_o ok it's like idiocracy....it can happen!
 
Page 180 — August 11, 2014 - It's grown on me....

8/11 - 48% - Of all the things they have figured out why has no one thought to make crutches or canes for the clawfoot peeps....?!?!!?!?!? 

Page 180 — August 12, 2014 - "newhairs" - OMG, newhairs....as in pubic hairs...new hairs.....how did I not catch that sooner?!?
Page 302 — August 12, 2014 -I'm bored again but I must finish!

8/13 - 95% -  As much grief as I've given this book...my heart just broke...Earth doesn't know...

Monday, August 11, 2014

ARM & HAMMER™ Clump & Seal™ litter

I received this product from Smiley 360 for free to try.  I took the 7 day challenge and I think I found a new product to love.

My cats are picky.  We have tried to use A&H litter in the past but it smelled funny and the cats hated it.  I am talking refused to use the litter box type hating.  So we always went back to another "Fresh" brand.  Which, don't get me wrong, is wonderful but it is very dusty and has a strong perfume smell that bothers me.  I have a strong sense of smell so it gives me a slight headache.

I did a true 7 day challenge.  We have two boxes.  So in one I put ARM & HAMMER™ Clump & Seal™ litter and in the other I put our current brand litter.  First thing to note, it is affordable.  A bit cheaper than some more well known brands. The ARM & HAMMER™ Clump & Seal™ shocked me from the start.  There was virtually no dust.  We dumped it into the pan and I wasn't immediately enveloped into a cloud of litter dust.  I dumped the other brand into the other box and had to leave the room because it was so much dust it could choke you (nothing new, I usually wear a mask because of this).  Aside from that we noticed two things immediately.  The Arm & Hammer was more dense, not heavy but dense.  I think because of the smaller granules.  Also the scent.  There was no overpowering perfume scent.  The other one was so incredibly strong but this one was mild. 

We clean the litters daily (usually) but we noticed even if we skipped a day the A & H box didn't smell bad and you couldn't see the liquid. The other litter had a slight odor masked with perfume and it looked damp.  It was clear that the A & H clumped better.  There were perfect little pee clumps that looked dry and were easy to remove.  The other litter was gooey.  I mean it clumps but its clearly wet looking and it falls apart if you aren't careful.  Also when cleaning the box, there is limited dust.  Seriously just the reduction of dust everywhere sold me.  Now, my cats still use both boxes but if we skip a day they go more towards the A & H box.  It must smell more clean to them.

It has been 7 days.  I can tell a difference so I know the cats can too.  The ARM & HAMMER™ Clump & Seal™ litter box still looks like brand new litter.  The other brand you can tell has been used a bit.  I think it is because of the damp clumping.  So when you are cleaning it you are leaving damp pieces of litter in the box with makes it dirty faster.  Also, 7 days later and the cats seem to prefer the A & H box.  There is less mess in the other litter.  Even with the masking perfume scent the other litter doesn't smell better than the ARM & HAMMER™ Clump & Seal™ litter.  If anything it smells worse because you can smell cat pee slightly mixed with floral whatever.

I have picky cats but they seemed to have picked ARM & HAMMER™ Clump & Seal™ over our other brand which used to be their favorite.  I recommend it.  Seriously click here and try it out.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Jamberry Nails

I'm still on the fence about these.  They are super cool and are fun.  I mean you can decorate your nails all kinds of ways for holidays, special occasions and just everyday stuff.  So $15 for a set of 18.  But each of those can be cut in half so technically about 36 nails can be covered, I think.  Well more or less depending on your nail size.  That is not bad for a mani that lasts two weeks-ish. 

I received a free sample (enough to cover two nails).  I followed the directions.  I think it takes some practice because I could tell they weren't on smooth.  Like they had slight ripples. But everyone else thought they were adorable.  I put them on my ring fingers and painted the rest of my nails with regular polish.  They definitely out lasted my regular polish.

My only complaint is they kept catching.  I think it is because they were not on correctly because they were slightly pulled up at the edge.  When I washed or fixed my hair, it would catch and it hurt like a biotch.   But even with them pulled up slightly they looked great.  I think I am the only one who noticed.  Well my little sister in law noticed but she is 12 and was scrutinizing my nails.

So all in all I think I would purchase a full set.  I just have to perfect the application process.  It took me 20 min to do two and they weren't on correctly.  But I believe with a little practice I can make them work.  See below Day 1 vs Day 14.

Day 1:
Day 14:

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Check out the new smiley 360!

I've been a member for a while now but they just revamped everything and it looks super cool.  Check it out!

New Smiley 360