What the hell Supernatural?!?!?!

Okay so I didn't watch the last two episodes of Supernatural when they aired bc The CW was messing up and the audio was all jacked.  Then I moved and its been insane.  So TODAY I decided since the new season starts tomorrow I should see what I missed. 

Did I mention I was busy?  Because I f**king somehow missed all the GD spoilers about what the F**K happened!!!!

Here I am knowing the show has been renewed for what like 2 more seasons.  Anyways...imagine my f**king screaming shock when Crowley f**king sacrifices himself to trap Lucifer in the parallel world. 

Then....f**king THEN Cas comes barging in to "kill" Lucifer and Sam & Dean go back to our reality.  Then Cas makes it out before it closes *yay* only to get f**king STABBED WITH AN ANGEL BLADE by Lucifer!!!!

Mary shows up and starts kicking Luci's @$$

She falls through the f**king portal WITH LUCIFER and the f**king portal closes!!!!!!

So Sam and Dean lost Crowley, Cas, and Mom in a matter of minutes...

Sam goes inside to check on Kelly and baby Nephilim.  And she's deceased which we knew would happen but there is no baby...

There are scorched foot prints leading out of the room. 

He follows the footprints into the "baby's room".  In a dark f**king corner is a blonde BOY and his eyes flash golden *run credits*

What the hell?!?!  What the hell?!?!  What the....

...this is why we can't have nice things Supernatural writers!

Team Incest

Yes I just said that...

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE GoT Season 7 Finale.  

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

So while I am 100% grossed out by Cersi & Jamie, I was all about Jon bumping uglies with Dany. Yea I said that.  Go 'head King of the North, defile your Auntie.

I have problems.  I think the reason I am okay with it is because THEY don't know and they are clearly VERY fond of each other.  Yay for Nekkid Jon Snow butt, ha!

Obviously LOTS happened in the finale.  Cersi is still a tw@t and I think my theory of Jamie leaving her or killing her is looking like it may be coming true.  He realizes she is f**king A nuts!

Tyrion seems conflicted about the Wolf/Dragon hook up.

Brianne reaching out to Jamie gave me life.

Littlefinger FINALLY getting what he deserves.  As Sansa was reciting the charges, I was like no no no no Sansa do NOT do this to Arya.  And then she says Lord Baelish.  WHAT??!?!  Yaaaas, f**king YAAAASSS!

So many things...all culminating in *brown chicken brown cow* family love....

Did I mention the DEAD F**KING DRAGON SHOWING UP...?  No...yea that happened.

Night King, came riding in on Viserion and destroyed the wall...CRAP...this is bad...this is very not good....this is very bad and not good!!!!

Oh yea and Jon's name...is Aegon Targaryen and Bran & Sam know...and they just can't wait to tell him.  OH dear....how is the new couple gonna react to that one....

Yea....just be glad I didn't write this last night...

I think I fell with him!

Okay, so this is WAY overdue but I've been moving.  And not just like hey I moved to a new house.  I mean we sold our house, moved in with parents, moved in with another relative, moved into new home.  I've been all over SE LA and I am f**king exhausted.  But I FINALLY got to see the Season Finale of Doctor Who, The Doctor Falls.

Can I just say how f**king difficult it is to watch a recent but old episode of this f**king show?!?!  I had to buy it!  $2.99 for ONE episode...ONE!  Because we don't have cable and because you can't stream it ANYWHERE else.  Well you can find a torrent I'm sure but I have the worst luck with those so boooooooo!

With all that out of the way...holy $hit I still cried.  Like ugly cried.  I mean I'm easy emotional right now but geesh!  I did manage to avoid most spoilers and I am soooooo glad I did.

While most of the episode was hella cheesy.  I mean HELLA cheesy I was happy I waited until now.  You know why!?!!??  Because they hinted at the Doctor regenerating into a woman.  Straight up said it!  It was when Simm's Master was complaining about all the females...I LOVED IT!

So we have The Master killing him/her self.  But he/she can't be gone forever!  They are the Master...I feel like at some point they would come back.  Or her or him or a new her or him...whatever.

Soooooo The Doctor is dying...which we knew because Peter is leaving.  But Bill....Bill is crying over the Doctor's still form *tears*.  She is crying*tears streaming.  Bill is SAVED by the girl from Ep 1...The Pilot!  When she popped up I started sobbing.  She made Bill like her.  She got the Doctor to the T.A.R.D.I.S.  She helped PILOT the T.A.R.D.I.S.  She gave Bill the option to stay with her, become human and go home...do whatever she wants.  Bill chose her *squeeeeeeee*.

Bill cried over the Doctor...hmmm I feel like that's significant.  She leaves all happy *yay*.    The Doctor pops up reciting all the regenerating lines "I'm the Doctor", "I don't want to go", "I'll always remember when....the Doctor...was me..."  Nooooooooooooo!  He's in the Christmas Special...I know he is....right...?!?!  So the T.A.R.D.I.S. takes him somewhere.  Its cold.  He doesn't want to regenerate.  He doesn't want to change again.  He wants to stay him.  He walks out and....and someone is there.... no...NO!  I mean I know who is going to be in the Christmas Special (I didn't avoid that spoiler) but he's showing up here?!?!?!  "whose there?"  *squeeeeee*.  "I'm the Doctor".  *OMG YAAAAAAAASSS* "Maybe a Doctor.....but not THE Doctor"...*Ahhhhhhh* "I'm THE Doctor...the Original, you might say"....OMG I am dead.  I love this!!!!!

Look I know Moffat has a bad rep for writing horrible stories that never are concluded.  But I hope....I HOPE! Whatever he is doing here I hope its good.  I try not to be overly critical of any writer/director/creator.  I love the show...the premise too much to NOT watch.  So *fingers crossed* whatever he is doing it blows us ALL away.  

Well they say you should always go out with a bang.....

**UPDATE** How do I keep forgetting to post these?!!??!

So I watched the season finale of Bones.  Now we all know next season...Season 12 will be its last.  Since we know this the writers have the freedom to really blow our minds, YAY!  Anyways, just to note  I'm not online all the time but I usually know what is going on with my fav shows.  I usually know if they've been canceled (WTF NBC/ABC) or if a long time fan fav is making a return (I know it was a few years ago but the 50th for DW is a decent example).  But I also love when they keep things SUPER quiet.  People say the GoT peeps kept the fate of Jon quiet but we all knew he wasn't dead for good so :P. 

Moving on watching "The Nightmare in the Nightmare" slapped me silly!  It was a very nostalgic episode.  It was one of those episodes that made me remember WHY I've been watching this show since 2005.  It was creepy.  It was disturbing.  It was confusing.  It was AWESOME! 

Anyways, I was feeling a bit bad for Bones...nightmares are nothing to play with.  Her subconscious was trying to tell her something.  Something was familiar about this Puppeteer.  Something was hovering just out of her reach and her dreams were trying to tell her.  But everyone blew it off.  Its just dreams after all.  So the entire episode I was freaking out because "OMG the writers are gonna kill another of my favs and I can't handle that!" (see Sweets...still not over it). 

So we have this Puppeteer weirdo who is BEYOND disturbing.  He keeps his victims WITH him almost in a mummified state to...what...have dinner with *shudder*.  What made this killer so much better or worse depending on your perspective is that it wasn't thrown in our faces ALL season.  They touched on it and then moved on.  I love that!  So Brennan's dreams are getting more and more bizarre.  The one that got me was Wendell.  He's not a bad guy.  Why is she seeing him as a bad guy?  What's with the hands?  Why is that familiar?!?!?

Anyways, things are ramping up...they have to catch him!  But who could it be!?!?!  Who could be this meticulous?  Who could be this precise?  Who could be this DISTURBED?  I think I know but SURELY I would have heard something about this...right?!?!  And now he/she is targeting Brennan!!! Booth do SOMETHING.   So we are getting close.  They've figured it out.  Booth and Aubry are closing in...but its all a ruse.  This idiot was set up!  The real Puppeteer set a trap.  And he/she takes Bones.  Bones recognizes them.  Now way...it can't be.  Who the f**k is it?!?! 

Then me literally yelling "No...no...NO!  OMG its Zack!  Is it Zack?!?!?  They are bringing back Zack! It has to be f**king Zack!" And then Boothe busts in the mental hospital and Zack.is.gone.  Flip to Brennan waking up.  "Hello Dr. Brennan we have a lot to discuss." Or something along those lines.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its Zack!!!! OMG OMG OMG!

Season 12 is gonna be AMAZING! I hope....

Can't they just have a happily ever after?!?!?!

I meant to post this a while ago....apparently I just saved it and didn't post it...doh!

Sooooooooooooooo 12 Monkeys tried to slowly kill me with frustration.  I didn't realize until last night but the whole season was a slow burn of lethal frustration in an attempt to murder...ME!  Not being dramatic...scouts honor...

Okay, right.  So we have Cole who drove me INSANE in Season 1 with his "must complete the mission at all costs" attitude.  But he changed.  He changed because he realized somethings are more important that the mission.  Somethings like, CASSIE!  But she did the opposite.  In Season 1 she was the heartfelt, caring person.  She knew that its not always about the mission, its about the people.  But she changed.  She changed because she got stuck in the f**king future and slept with Deacon (what?!?!?!) and I dunno went a  little berzerk.

So the entirety of Season 2 I am basically screaming at my TV "OMG stop being mean to each other!  You care about each other!  Remember who you are..." Sorry my inner Mufasa came out.  Granted I wasn't so focused on the messed up Cole/Cassie thing that I missed the rest of this amazing show.

Season 2, like Season 1, was a roller coaster ride of emotion.  I teared up so many times.  The writing for this show is phenomenal.  I felt so many things each week, happy/sad/angry/frustrated/etc. But the season finale last night, that was superb.

SPOILERS

So at the end of last weeks episode we have Cassie FINALLY realizing she is being crazy and going after Cole to 1957.  Its like something clicked and she said "Holy $hit I'm being unreasonable.  Lets compromise." So they are stuck in 1957 for ELEVEN months...surely they've made amends.  Look I don't need romance but they are friends...shouldn't they act like it?!?!?!  But noooooo.  Why would they be mature adults?  Instead they are being mean and lashing out and not listening to each other.  Cole says things that make me cringe (eluding to her "dates" was a low blow), Cassie basically makes him feel inferior and dumb.  STOP!

So they basically have to work together to stop time from unraveling.  Meanwhile Cole stares at Cassie like a love sick puppy and Cassie is just cold...but I think she's being cautious...like I don't think she really hates him (well I know she doesn't...NOW!).  It was just a mess.  So they fail their mission, the Primary dies and Cassie is knocked unconscious...for SIX MONTHS!  In that time he f**king abandons her because "its for the best".  What??!?!  Did you just got all "Doctor Who" on Cassie.  Dammit Cole don't be like the Doctor!!!!!

Moving on.  She finds him...they fight and then they make up!  YAAASSS!  Thank you!!! Then they REALLY make up.  Oh wait, we are going there...okay.  Then she gets pregnant and Oh my gosh, he's so adorable about being a father!  But of f**king course something is still wrong which threatens their happiness.  Meanwhile in 2043 or whatever Ramsey and company are failing miserably at stopping the Witness.  A.K.A. they all f**king die!  What is happening!??!!?  Cole can fix it by "drinking the koolaid".  No really...he can drink the red tea crap and make it right.  So Cole has a decision to make 1) stay in happily ever after land with Cassie and the baby but time still unravels or 2) Go back one more time and actually stop the last Primary from dying which will erase the time line where they fall in love.  *'scuse me while I punch something*. 

So he of course chooses to save the world because he is Cole.  Time resets and Cassie is still weird with him.  They go to the future and help Ramsey and Co. NOT die but still somehow fail.  W....T...F....?!?!!?  Turns out this Witness is a f**king Jedi or something and the city isn't just a city....the whole freaking thing time travels.  Are....you.....serious?!?!!?  Before they all splinter Cassie by some miracle REMEMBERS the aborted timeline.  Yay!!!!!!!  Then she gets stuck splintering with the City...WITHOUT Cole.  G*D F**KING DAMMIT! 

Cole is like "I gots to find my boo" and Doc lady is like "okay, I got you fam".  Flash to WAY in the future.  Cassie is in some weirdo temple and that freaking old dude that looks like a slender man is there.  Ah HA! He IS the Witness.  Hahahahaha jk Mother F**ker.  He isn't.  The witness is Cassie's unborn child.  Fade to black.
 
What....WHAT....WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!??! What the hell kind of a...I hate you 12 Monkeys!!!  How is she still pregnant!?!?!?  Or is it somehow Deacon's?!?!?  Dude I may actually punch something if that is true...okay lets pretend I didn't say that.  How is their love child the Witness?!?!?!  Why is their child trying to destroy time?!?!?!  I have so many questions.  Thank GOD we are getting a Season 3.  I would have been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO angry.

Winter is Here...

Holy $hit Game of Thrones tried to kill me...REPEATEDLY in 70 min.

SPOILERS!!!!!!

Seriously...read on at your own risk. 

I can't tell you how many times I said "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas" last night.  That was by far one of the best season finales.  It wasn't a huge cliffy (thank god!) but there was so much info crammed in I thought my head was gonna 'splode.  *Hahaha*  So since coherent thought was lacking with all the reveals, I'll just give you my tumblr thoughts (and reblogs).  Sadly these make more sense than anything I could possibly type at the moment *my brain is mush*.  

Dude creepy murderous kids are just….can you say Children of the Corn... *shudder*

#got spoilers#got#game of thrones

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God dammit, do not kill Margaery!!!!!!

#margaery tyrell#got spoilers#game of thrones

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She blew it up!!!!!! She fucking blew them all up 😳

#got spoilers#game of thrones spoilers#game of thrones#cersei lannister

 

reblogged aquabreeze

Maergery didn’t have to die tho

#shut up Zoe#game of thrones#game of thrones season 6 spoilers#got

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He just…he just jumped out the window….

#got spoilers#game of thrones spoilers#game of thrones

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reblogged  theliterarydachshund

What Sam is about to probably see is every booklr's dream.

Originally posted by lifes-joys

#game of thrones#game of thrones spoilers#gameofthrones

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reblogged nemesis729

Davos has a point. If the Lord allowed children to be killed, then he’s not someone you should follow.

#journal entries#nemesis watches game of thrones

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“Winter is here” seriously?!?!?

#game of thrones spoilers#game of thrones#got spoilers#got#starks

 

Okay that made me tear up a little

# hand of the Queen # got spoilers # got # game of thrones spoilers # game of thrones # tyrion lannister # daenerys targaryen

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Yaaaaass!!! Badass Arya!!!!

#game of thrones spoilers#game of thrones#arya stark#got spoilers#got

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Ugh he creeps me out!!!!

# sansa stark # littlefinger# game of thrones spoilers# game of thrones# petyr baelish

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Yaaaaaassss!!! We all knew it!!!! Not a bastard, just hidden…protected!!!

# jon snow # game of thrones spoilers # game of thrones # got spoilers # got # jon targaryen

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lyanna: “promise me”
the fandom:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

# game of thrones spoilers # game of thrones # got spoilers # jon snow # jon targaryen # yaaaas

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shout out to the 10 year old girl who yelled at all the old men i want to be you

#game of thrones#but holy shit that episode

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Sansa. Babe. You’ve got to kill LF. You know you do. There’s no other answer.
Also, I’m still in fucking CHILLS from that reveal scene. Good god.
Omg. O.m.g.

#diawatchesgot#game of thrones

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D&D: “R+L = J, guys!!! Bet you didn’t see that coming”?!
Literally every single GoT fan: 

#game of thrones #hbo game of thrones #hbo #game #thrones #r+l=j #l+r=j #jon snow #rhaegar targaryen #lyanna stark #rhaegar x lyanna #tower of joy #stark #house targaryen #targaryen #Ned Stark #Catelyn Stark #Robb Stark #Sansa Stark #bran stark #Arya Stark #rickon stark #daenerys targaryen #Kit Harington #Sophie Turner #house stark #the white wolf #dragon #wolf 

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Jaime is going to be the one to kill Cersei I’m calling it now

#lannisters#Lannister#got#game of thrones

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After 6 seasons, Daenerys is finally heading to Westeros.

#daenerys targaryen#game of thrones#got#liveblogging#westeros

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As final scenes go, compared to last year I think Jon’s fortunes have considerably improved 

#Game Of Thrones #Jon Snow #Jon Stark #Jon Targaryen #Kit Harrington #the winds of winter 

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I'm running around my house screaming King of the north

Ajdhalsjhsjskdkdjdnds

#game of thrones#jon snow#jon stark

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And there you have it.  My "thoughts" on last nights Season 6 Finale.  I have to wait a year?!?!?! And its a shortened season?!!??!  WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  My husband was seriously looking at me like I lost my god dammed mind...I was geeking out hard core!!!

So many emotions, so many shows, I need a drink - Lucifer

So we got the Season Premier of GoT, whoohoo...but then we got the Season finale of Lucifer, booooo.  (see previous post for GoT)

Last night was the Season Finale of Lucifer *tears*.  I wasn't ready for it to go away.  At least we know there will be a Season 2 *eeeeeeeeeeeeee*.  This is by far my new favorite show.  Its funny, its emotional, its a little scary/disturbing, and it has some of the best writing.  Lucifer is the devil but in the show he is the fallen angel.  The "child" that was abandoned by his father.  He isn't evil, he just maintains the realm where evil souls go.  Like I've said before, he can't make you do anything but he can get you to realize/say your darkest desires.  Is he selfish, of course but he has depth.  He cares for a human and her family.  He has a best friend...she's a demon but a friend none the less.  He has siblings, other angels (duh).  And his angelic brother is not exactly the best shining example of heaven.  He does bad things in the name of good.  It's a bit bizarre-o-esq.  

So Luci is taking the fall for a murder he didn't commit.  Bad cop brought back from the dead realizes he f**ked with the wrong fallen angel and is desperate and on the run.  Chloe is conflicted.  She doesn't want to believe Lucifer did it but there is a dead guy in his bar whom he had a public fight with earlier.  Detective Douche (also known as Dan) is actually being a decent guy now.  Amenadiel decides to help his brother redeem himself and Mazikeen is just a bad@$$ b**ch (love her!).  

It broke my heart a little at how hurt Lucifer was that Chloe didn't believe him.  Of all people he thought she would have his back.  I love that Luci and his bro are working together.  When they are meeting with the shrink lady I couldn't stop LAUGHING.  They are so funny.  I mean they were all bickering siblings trying to get the other to admit he is wrong.  When they went all kick@$$ angels on the gang I was so happy!  Thankfully Chloe (and Dan) realize Luci is probably innocent and start working to clear his name.  I thoroughly enjoyed Chloe and Mazikeen working together.  I know they have a hate/hate relationship but they make a good team (and are also very amusing).   

When Dan turned himself in to clear Lucifer's name I almost cried.  Okay not really but it was very touching.  Even the devil himself was taken aback.  Bad cop took Trixie.  You don't not hurt our precious angel Trixie!  She is adorable and she is friends with Lucifer.  Bad move Malcolm.  I was 100% not expecting Luci to get shot.  It looked like he had a good "hold" on Malcolm and then *pow* what just happened?!!?  Chloe was in the room so he is mortal and DYING and what?!?!  No, I know there is a Season 2.  He can't be funny sexy devil if he's back in Hell!  

But then...then he starts talking to God.  He is praying, sort of.  He is saying he will be a good boy and go back to hell if he'll do just one thing.  Keep Chloe safe.  What?!?!?!  My heart just stopped!  He really, truly cares for her on some level and I just can't form a coherent thought, excuse me.  So he dies and we are freaking out a bit.  He's in hell and there is a door open.  Someone has escaped..but who is it?!?!?  He looks scared?!?!  Who could scare the freaking devil?!?!  

The almighty brings him back *yay* and he stops bad cop from hurting Chloe & Trixie *double yay*.  Chloe kills Malcolm before he can shoot Luci again and we watch as he dies knowing he is going STRAIGHT to hell *muahahahaha*.  There is a tiny happy reunion (no hugs).  She is happy he's not DEAD and he's happy and confused.  Probably because he realizes what he asked for.  He didn't ask to be saved himself, he asked for her to be saved, very out of character for him.  Flash over to him and Amenadiel talking.  He tells him someone escaped from hell.  Amenadiel is like, no biggie, one damned soul shouldn't be hard to re-capture.  But then he notices Lucifer is...is that fear???  He's scared...what could scare him.  Who escaped?!?!?  Luci said "Its Mum".  And cue the credits.  

What!?!?!?  Mum...MUM!  Who is the mother of angels?!!?!?  Why is she in hell???  Why is Luci scared???  Why is Amenadiel scared?!?!?  I need to go research.  Is it Lilith?  But I thought she was the 1st wife of Adam and the mother of evil creature...like Vampires, etc.  Is it Amara (I am pulling $hit from Supernatural) but isn't she God's sister or something?!?! I need Season 2...

“It was beautiful. And it was sad.” Oh, and I am Hell Bent on rewatching that...mainly because my DVR cut off (jerk).

"What is happening?!??!"  My mantra for the entire Season Finale (season/series 9) of Doctor Who.  I'm saying it now...

If you read on it will be SPOILED.

Maybe I missed something in the weeks leading up to the finale but when the opening credits rolled and I saw "Jenna Coleman"  I was like wait... but blew it off as she would be his conscience once again while he dealt with the jerk-ish Time Lords. 

I was so wrong but that isn't the point...who am I kidding yes it is.  The opening scene is him talking to Clara in a f**king diner...THE diner he was in with Amy & Rory in Nevada (is this significant or just the network reusing sets???).  And he is telling her a story about CLARA. Me: OMG what happened to Clara...how is she alive...why doesn't she know the doctor?!!?!? Then he plays a song on his guitar.  Clara: What's it called?  Him:  I think its called Clara.  *ouch my heart* Then we are back on Gallifrey.  I won't lie...I geeked out the entire time Gallifrey was shown.  I mean we got his home planet and their stupid fancy dress...it was AWESOME! 

How cool

is

this!?!?!?

I loved that The Doctor had so much confidence and control while on his home planet.  By all evidence he should have been scared but he wasn't because he knew.  He knew he did right.  And he knew his people were a bunch of dicks.  He drew a line in the sand (literally).  He stood up to a firing squad.  He stood up to Rassilon!  He was so freaking amazing.  So question...was that woman his mum or just a care taker while he was at the academy?  Anyways, I laughed my butt off when he was told to drop any weapons and he dropped the flipping spoon *snort*.

So as usual the Time Lords act like a bunch of pompous @$$hats.  He gets rid of Rassilon and becomes President......I thought...I thought he didn't like being President.  Question: How the f**k did the Sisters of Karn find Gallifrey?!!?!!?  Anyway, so he uses his "knowledge" of the Hybrid as leverage for the Time Lords to bring back Clara.  So we get her back between her last heart beats.  He saved her!  This PISSED ME OFF.  Not because I want her to die (I adore her...she is one of my favorite companions) but because why can't anyone in Who stay dead! It cheapens the deaths when they happen because we all know Moffat doesn't like killing them and they can always come back.  There is no finality.  Moving on, so she's like in limbo...no heartbeat, no me gusta.

The Doctor goes all rogue time lord again and runs away, all to save Clara.  This is a VERY unhealthy relationship!!!  When she finds out how long he was in that disk...I broke a little.  I was the same way...why???  He said: "I had a duty of care", what?!?!?!?  That's about as close as we are going to get to an "I love you".  Not necessarily romantic.  But he does care immensely for his impossible girl.  (I'm not crying, you're crying)  He legit steals ANOTHER T.A.R.D.I.S. and runs away.  I freaked out all over again seeing the old school console room.  Be still my little geeky heart! I just hate that The Doctor is running...AGAIN.  That he is risking the destruction of TIME to have Clara back. Even 10 didn't destroy the universe to get Rose back...COME ON!  Maybe their "love" is stronger.............

Me is there at the end.  No literally at the end of the universe, it's Me and The Doctor and Clara of course.  And WTH was with the "its always four knocks".  That is not funny Mr. Moffat.  That was a HEARTBREAKING moment for the 10th Doctor (and for us!).  Anyways, The Doc (away from Clara) says the Hybrid is Me (Told you So), she says its him (no we are NOT going there.  He is not 1/2 human or whatever.  Just STOP).  Then she says it could be two people (what!?!?!!?!?).  So the Hybrid is the Doctor AND Clara...together.  OMG...OMG!  So to protect time, Gallifrey and Clara...he is going to wipe her memories.  Son of a!  No...we are not pulling a Donna Noble on Clara!!!!  Just.No! 

Clara heard it all and doesn't want to forget.  She is fine with dying but don't take away her memories of The Doctor.  As a fail safe she reverses the polarity to backfire if he tries to use the device on her.  But he doesn't believe her.  They do the whole speaking with their eyes thing with a little talking and decide its a 50/50 chance it'll work on her.  Suddenly the Doctor collapses.  What is happening?!?!?! No...OMG no...OMG!  Why do you hurt me like this!!?!?! The whole episode I thought it was Clara who forgot.  OMG! I did NOT see that coming!  So HE forgot HER...well mostly.  He remembers some things.  He knows she's important to him and he wants to find her.  F**k now I am legit crying.  But he can't find his T.A.R.D.I.S. *awwwww*

But why in the diner? What is Clara doing?  Where is Me???  So Clara walks away into the back...into the 2nd stolen T.A.R.D.I.S. where Me is waiting by the console and the diner disappears from around the Doctor.  He was in the freaking 2nd T.A.R.D.I.S. the whole time in the diner.  OMG (have I voiced my shock yet?)!  And then we see it.  In the aftermath of the other T.A.R.D.I.S. dematerializing we see our T.A.R.D.I.S.  Our amazing box that is the perfect shade of blue...and also happens to have a picture of Clara on it that the doctor seems to miss *ouch my heart*.

This is where the DVR cut off.  But I know most of what happens (thank you Internet) and OMG I am sobbing now.  "Run you clever boy...and be a Doctor" cue a new sonic SCREWDRIVER appearing.  He is The Doctor again!!!  Ahhhhhhhh!  I didn't realize it but the whole season he was hiding!  He was hiding behind his sonic shades!!! He wasn't The Doctor...not without his screwdriver *laughing through tears*. 

And Clara ran away with Ashildr. They are going to go on so many adventures.   Ashildr is immortal, Clara is essentially immortal now...she doesn't have to Face the Raven just yet.  She became The Doctor!!!!!  She stole a flipping T.A.R.D.I.S. and is running away to have adventures.

I am not okay.  NOLAGurl.exe has crashed.  Imbibe with copious amounts of wine and start in safe mode. 

Eeeeeeeee, I can't wait for the Christmas special!!!!!



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The night is dark and full of....WTF man!?!?!?!

Sooooooooooooooo it goes without saying, I think but I will say anyways.  Below will be spoilers for the Game of Thrones Season 5 finale.  Potential for incomplete thoughts is high, please proceed with caution. Mind you I'm only 1/2 way through "A Feast of Crows" so I really don't know what has been going on outside of the TV Show.  It's a little long mind you but I had a lot of thoughts.

I didn't watch the finale on Sunday night or Monday because I wasn't home.  Can I just tell you how hard it was to stay away from spoilers...I basically had to stay off everything internet AND plug my ears saying "lalalala" every time someone said "OMG can you believe they..." And I have to note since day 1 (mostly) I have had four favs.  Four characters that I deem unkillable (do you hear that writers?!?!?); Tyrion, Jon, Arya and Dany.

**SPOILERS**

It was insanity all around.  I feel like the previous episode was a little better BUT I did enjoy the finale...well mostly.  We began and ended with a bang...kind of.  So I am not going in order of the show just in order of how things are arranged in my scattered brain.

Stannis...it really sucks to be you man.  You killed your adorable/trusting DAUGHTER because some fiery tart said "its what God wants" (really?!?!?!?), then 1/2 your army deserted you (and I believe they had every right to!), your wife hung herself (you can basically blame yourself for that one), your fiery tart abandoned you (you should really question who you put your trust in, man), and finally you were met with an army that made yours look very, very sad.  Oh not to mention you put up one hell of a fight, but thankfully Brienne was there to remind you how much your greed to rule the on the Iron Throne has cost you (you let that b**ch MURDER your own BROTHER)!

Arya...DAMN GIRL, you really are a bad@$$!  I just love our murderous little Stark.  She has a list of revenge and by golly she is going to fulfill it.  That sick f**k, Meryn, definitely deserved to die but her means were...WOW.  She stabbed out his eyes and then repeatedly stabbed him in various places while asking if he knew who she was.  "I'm Arya Stark. Do you know who you are? You're no one. You're nothing." Yep, she is still one of my favs.  But I knew she would be punished for not following the plan Jaqen H'ghar (or who ever he is) had.  She went f**king blind!  Don't hurt my little Stark, dammit!  She'll still be a bad@$$, I just know it.  

Quit hurting Sansa!  I have grown to adore this character and I just can't help hating all the horrible things thrown her way.  She finally makes it to the tower to light the damn candle but OF COURSE Brienne isn't watching (even though she barely left her post up to this point) because she is off taking revenge on Stannis (I approve but your girl needed you chica!).  Then Ramsey's f**k buddy threatens her with Theon (Reek, whatever) close behind.  I wanted to cheer when Theon FINALLY showed some cojones...well not really since he can't but he killed that b**ch, saved Sansa and then they held hands and...JUMPED from Winterfell's wall.  What?!?!!?!?  That better have been a hell of a snow drift!  They better have lived!!! Do NOT kill my girl you jerks!

Tyrion is left to run Meereen in Dany's absence while Jorah and Daario (God he is so hot, sorry, not sorry) go hunt her down.  I mean b**ch left on a dragon last week (OMG so cool!).  Favorite exchange of the night.
“So mainly you talk.” – Daario.
“And drink.” – Tyrion


Dany...I didn't think we would see her this episode.  But we do and Drogon is showing his rebellious teenager side as he refuses to fly her back to Meereen.  I was cracking up!  He was like "no mom, we AREN'T going 'home' *yawn* take a nap with me." Then crazy girl wanders off and we last see her surrounded by a $hit ton of Dothraki...oh that CAN'T be good. . . 

That crazy b**ch killed Myrcella!  I knew the second she kissed her.  I was like "Oh crap!"  So Jaime comes clean, Myrcella basically said she knew all along.  She accepted that he was her dad and then f**king DIED!  Ahhhhh poor Jaime....he just can't catch a break.

I never in a MILLION years thought I would have feelings for Cersei but I so did.  She admits to only one indiscretion (sleeping with her cousin) to get out.  They strip her, cut her hair and make her do the walk of shame to the Red Keep.  I mean girl walked with her head high but the CRAZY peeps of King's Landing just shunned her.  They attacked her, threw rotted food and $hit at her.  Which by the way, where do those angry mobs get $hit from all of a sudden?!?! To top it off that holier than thou c**t is walking behind her ringing a GD bell saying "Shame" every few seconds.  How did Cersei hold together as long as she did?  Soooo was that The Mountain, resurrected (or clearly no longer dying), that lifted her up...WTF is going on here?

Are you kidding me Game of Thrones?!?!?!  Did you Mother F**kers really just kill off my FAVORITE Character!?!?!?  I had a feeling it was coming.  There was all this hinting that they would all turn on Jon Snow, especially that little f**ker Olly.  It was like he was saying goodbye forever to Sam (which that whole exchange talking about Sam getting laid was ADORKABLE!).  He is still the Lord Commander people, I don't think you are supposed to do that.  But he was deemed a "traitor" because he had a heart and tried to SAVE PEOPLE regardless of their background.  All the night's watch took a stab at him (literally).  Every plunge made me cringe, stop hurting him!!! And of course that little bottom feeder, Olly, gave the final blow.  What a douche!  As Jon laid DEAD on the ground I FULLY expected his eyes to turn blue.  I was hoping for it.  Because then next season he can come back and KILL all those mofos!  But then I remembered the fiery tart made her way back to The Wall...is she going to resurrect him?!?!?  Please, please, please...I will forgive your insanity if you bring back Jon (R+L=J, right? I believe!). 

So now it is over and I am pondering if I should drop the two books I am reading and pick "A Feast of Crows" back up because I am totally going through withdrawals and its only been 24 hours since I watched it!

10 Seasons...I've given you 10 seasons!

Sometimes I wonder if a show has gone on for too long.  While I NEVER want to say goodbye to my fav characters, there has to be a point where we let go.  Go out with a bang...end on a high note...SOMETHING!

Now granted it isn't the last season, we have confirmation of Season 11 (HOLY CRAP!) and I am happy for that, truly I am.  But because I love these stupid, cheesy characters so much maybe this should be the end...I mean how many times can you overcome the end of the world/evil/each other?!?

If you haven't figured it out I am talking about Supernatural.  Yes I know its silly, yes I know it is tweeny, yes I know its cheesy...no I don't care.  I started watching it around Season 3 or 4.  Then I went back and watched 1 - 3 on TNT reruns (and later on Netflix).  I honestly came across it purely by accident.  After the insanity with splitting Angel and Buffy onto different networks, I really didn't watch much else on the CW (except Smallville).  Wasn't it like the WB before...  Whatever, one day I was home sick and turned on TNT (I think), I watched maybe 5 hours of this crazy (sometimes VERY scary) show about two (attractive) brothers who fight evil.  I was immediately hooked.  I set my (HOMEMADE) DVR to record all the new shows after that.  And its been a wild ride ever since.

**SPOILERS for the Season 10 Finale**

Which brings me to the other night.  It was the Season 10 finale and all I have to say is WTF man?!?  Season 10 has been brain melting so say the least.  Yes I am used to losing fav characters but they effing killed Charlie!  Why?!?!  Was it really necessary to kill her off?!?  Maybe I just have a bit of a girl crush on Felicia Day but still *le sigh*.


Moving on.  Dean is still suffering with the Mark of Cain and REALLY pissed at Sam (and Cas) for lying while trying the help him remove it by bargaining with Rowena who is pretty bat$hit...really can't trust that B...oh and because of the trying to get the mark off, gets Charlie killed...Dean not happy.  So we start off with Dean working a case alone (wonderful).  Sam is still "I will stop at NOTHING to save my bro" and Cas is all "Sam this is a bad idea".  The Mark has Dean 10 kinds of not caring when he "accidentally" (totally not an accident) gets his "partner" (another hunter killed).  He realizes "oh $hit I am losing control" and drops off the map.  Sam goes to find him leaving a very concerned/confused Cas to finish the spell with Rowena.  Which by the way entails finding the forbidden fruit, the golden calf and someone Rowena "loves"...she doesn't love anyone...WTH!?!

I sense sarcasm

Cas then enlists the help of Crowley...can I just say I love Crowley!  He is one of my favs because he is evil but he still has some sort of conscience...and he is flipping hilarious.  All hail the King of Hell.  Now he hates his mum but he is willing to help Cas because although he wont admit it he has a soft spot for the Winchesters (and Cas too I think).
Crowley: "Who summons any more? Couldn't you call?" 
Castiel: "You're not in my contacts list."
Me: *snorting with laughter* Best exchange EVER!

So everything goes sideways (of f**king course).  Dean decides he needs to just die so he summons Death.  I also love Death.  I sound mental but he is a great side character!  Dean says "kill me", Death says "sorry boo, no can do.  The Mark will not allow it."  Plus apparently removing The Mark (and not passing it on) releases some big bad evil into the world called The Darkness which was only defeated before by God and ALL of the Archangels (dammit, half of them are "dead")...you know the whole "let there be light and there was" thing.  Cue Sam somehow finding them (after he finds the HEART WRENCHING note that says "She's all yours" with the keys to Baby *gross sobbing*).  Wait did Dean call him...too much happened. 

So we find out that its not Dean's death that needs to happen (because it really can't) but it is Sam's Death (WTF...no no no no no) because he will NEVER stop trying to save his big bro (oh for crying out loud!). 

Now we are at the point where Sam gives a teary speech after getting his @$$ kicked by Dean. No really, it was really great and when he shows Dean the pics of them as kids with their Mom, so good.  And honestly Mr. Padalecki gave a wonderful performance.  So Dean is all "close your eyes Sammy"...holy $hit he is really going to kill him!  And he swings...and f**king kills Death!

Dammit Dean, you can't just go around killing DEATH...didn't you see that Family Guy where no one can die because Death has a sprained ankle!?!?!?  It didn't end well!  Suddenly things start happening...we flash over to the Scooby Gang  and they have found all the damn ingredients (including someone bat$hit loves) and they completed the spell.  Sam...why didn't you call to stop them?!?!  Or tell Dean what they were doing after you found out what would be released into the world?!?!  Oh right, because you wanted to save your brother...AT ANY COST!

So the spell works The Mark is removed...yay...maybe...probably not.  Then all hell breaks loose...quite literally.  OMG y'all caused the apocalypse...AGAIN!  Lightening is striking all around and WTF, smoke streamers come shooting out of the ground.  I swear to G, I said "Smokey!!!!" In reference to the still unexplained smoke monster from Lost.

Wait for it...waaaaait for it....

The boys run to Baby and in the midst of backing up get stuck in a pot hole!  Are you kidding me?!?!  They fight EVIL and their downfall will be an unmaintained parking lot?!?!  Flash back to the Scooby Gang, Rowena isn't NEARLY as helpless as she made herself out to be.  She freezes Crowley and Cas.  Crowley says something about her not being strong enough and she's like, really?!?  Then  Cas looks down or up...can't remember and his eyes are blood-shot, red, bleeding and he looks primal.  Crowley is still "stuck"...Uh oh!  Cas pulls out his Angel Blade ($hit $hit $hit!) and we flash back over to the Winchesters.  What...what...WHAT?!?!  Did you just f**king kill Crowley!?!? Dammit writers, this is why we can't have nice things!









So the boys are STUCK in a pot hole with this wall of Darkness heading there way.  Sam is yelling "Dean!" which is obviously going to get them "unstuck" while Dean is panicking, flooring the gas pedal. The way the scene is shot I swear I was like "It's like Thelma and Louise!!! Now they just need to grab hands and scream as The Darkness overcomes them!!!" Writers you missed out on an EPIC ending by not doing that, just saying.

*Screaming*

So now we wait...we wait to find out what the eff happened to Cas? Did Crowley live? Can he really die, since Death is dead...?   But he's a Demon soooooo.  What happens when The Darkness overcomes them?  Also, I feel like The Darkness is like The Nothing from The Never Ending Story, they should totally make THAT reference next season. 

I just hope that having The Darkness and Death being well,"dead" allows the writers to bring back all our favs/love to hates (Michael, Lucifer, Chuck/God, Gabriel, etc).

Of course if they all start reappearing I think it would be safe to say its the last season and they ARE going out with a bang.  Give the boys the heroes exit.  Let them go to heaven and FINALLY be free of their burden(s), if anyone deserves it..its them.

  It should totally end with them in Heaven...Sam doing pushups while Dean eats pie.  


**UPDATE** This Parody from Nerdist.com just made my DAY! See it here.