Crimson Peak......I'm watching alone so I have to type my thoughts.....

I'm finally watching this .....

SPOILERS FOR CRIMSON PEAK if you haven't seen it.

First few minutes..."Beware the Crimson Peak". Okay...Hi to you to dead Mom.

Oh look its Bobby...is he gonna say "Balls"???

And then there is Thomas.  How does someone who by all accounts seems like a genuinely kind and amazing person play such a f**king creep?!?!?!  He walked in the room and I was like "danger danger...DANGER!" 

He even speaks creepy!  I love his voice, its very...nice....to listen to.  But in this movie his voice makes my f**king skin crawl!

What is up with the sister?!?!!?

What's in the Envelope??  What does dad want to tell Edith!!??!

OMG HE KILLED HER F**KING DAD!!!!

Ummm...."I know sir, you've been married a while".  What?!?!?!

Why is the floor "bleeding?!?!"  Why is there a hole in the ceiling?!?!

Edith...honey...go home....

Please don't kill the dog!!!

Ummmm do siblings hug like that...like I don't embrace my brothers like that....

Okay the sister is really creepy.

So he's already tried to kill the dog....great....

The ghost is missing its ring finger....

The house "breathes" what on Earth?!??!

"I'll have a bath".  Can we watch him bathe too? ahahahah

Confined to the nursery in the attic...?  Wow.....

She's so different...

Okay he kisses like....that... that was .... He's kinda hot...stop being creepy!

Does he not sleep!?!?!

WTF just crawled out of the floor?!?!!?

So the ghosts are trying to warn her....?

Sir Thomas is already married...?!?!?!

Finally!  Consummate that marriage muahahaha

Sister is jealous of him sleeping with his wife...I...WHAT'S WITH THE CREEPY SISTER?!?!!

JFC read the letter from Italy already!

Wait is he falling in love with Edith?  He wants to show her his invention....

Uh oh...sister is on to her!

So he's like the reverse black widow....?

They kill them with the tea..? Aw man I love tea

I made her better...I'll do the same with you...I'll make you better.  Sister is a f**king wacko!

He told her not to drink the tea....

He doesn't want to kill her....

Was that a baby crying....?

Ahhhhhhh what is happening?!??!!? 

He's f**king his sister!!!! Oh Thomas what are you doing?!?!?! My eyes, MY EYES!!!!

Now I know where he sleeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That bitch stabbed the Doctor friend person!!!!

That bitch killed the dog!!!!!

"Your a Doctor, show me where."  He's not a bad guy...he's NOT!!! Right...?

The sister killed her Edith's dad.

She basically raped and coerced her BABY BROTHER into a love affair and killed their mom over it....OMG!

The baby was the sister's.  It was her niece/nephew and her child and I am not okay with this

Oh damn Edith stabbed her with a pen.

Oh he does love her, I knew he was good!

Oh $hit! She stabbed him because he loves Edith.

JFC in the face!!!  She stabbed him in the face! 

She killed him!!!! She killed her brother lover...

"Ghosts are real this much I know".  No $hit "Alice", Thomas' ghost just saved your life!

What did I just watch.

In summary, brother sister lovers convince lonely women to marry the brother lover and give him their fortune.  Sister lover poisons the wives and continues enjoying that good brother D. And what the f**k did I just type?!?!?  Except brother lover falls in love with his wife this time and sister lover kills him for it.  Oh and there are ghosts.  Have I covered everything?!?!  I need a drink.

All in all 3.5 out of 5.  It was weird but good weird...a little cheesy and you get to see Loki and Alice in love..what a world what a world.

NOLAGurl out...I need more wine. 

What's with the implants?!? So much of this show is based on IMPLANTS!

Black Mirror is f**king me up! I love it!

Every episode is more and more OH MY GOD!!!!

The first season was messed up but as I watch...I think I am going have some serious issues.

Just...just...just....Episode 4 SOBBING with happiness...then this $hitshow happened....

Season 3: Episode 5 - Men Against Fire 

Why are they called "Roaches"??!?! 

I STG if a giant f**king bug comes on my screen I'm going to ......

AHhhhhhhhh! 

Okay okay they are "people" with something in their blood making them...mutants...? 

They look a lot like those "Gangers" from Doctor Who....

Wait...what's with that green light...

dude don't point it at your face...

OMG!

wait will he be a "roach" now?!?!!??!!??!

Wait...wait.....does the implant make them see non-implants as evil???? 

What is happening?!?!? 

OMG I was right!!!!  Its the f**king implant!

Buy whyyyyyyyyyyy?

Is this like the next step in justified genocide????

This is like some extreme Hitler level $hit!

"We don't actually want to kill each other."  No $hit!!!!

It helps you see the "enemy" as the monster

"Its a lot easier to pull the trigger when they are the Boogyman" WHAT?!?!?!

Talk about cleansing the gene pool

HOLY $HIT this is terrifying!

Ummm have you ever heard of the Holocaust....?

"Protecting the bloodline"

He made him f**king blind with the push of a button!!!

That is some psychological torture....

And he caved...can't say I blame him...

So it makes him see a gorgeous welcoming house and a wife when its actually a $hithole....whoa.

I can't.  This is 1000% disturbing...I love it...I need more.  This show has me like...

What the hell Supernatural?!?!?!

Okay so I didn't watch the last two episodes of Supernatural when they aired bc The CW was messing up and the audio was all jacked.  Then I moved and its been insane.  So TODAY I decided since the new season starts tomorrow I should see what I missed. 

Did I mention I was busy?  Because I f**king somehow missed all the GD spoilers about what the F**K happened!!!!

Here I am knowing the show has been renewed for what like 2 more seasons.  Anyways...imagine my f**king screaming shock when Crowley f**king sacrifices himself to trap Lucifer in the parallel world. 

Then....f**king THEN Cas comes barging in to "kill" Lucifer and Sam & Dean go back to our reality.  Then Cas makes it out before it closes *yay* only to get f**king STABBED WITH AN ANGEL BLADE by Lucifer!!!!

Mary shows up and starts kicking Luci's @$$

She falls through the f**king portal WITH LUCIFER and the f**king portal closes!!!!!!

So Sam and Dean lost Crowley, Cas, and Mom in a matter of minutes...

Sam goes inside to check on Kelly and baby Nephilim.  And she's deceased which we knew would happen but there is no baby...

There are scorched foot prints leading out of the room. 

He follows the footprints into the "baby's room".  In a dark f**king corner is a blonde BOY and his eyes flash golden *run credits*

What the hell?!?!  What the hell?!?!  What the....

...this is why we can't have nice things Supernatural writers!

Winter is about to get hisself BBQ'd

So I wont spoil anything really but my reactions are below.  So for like 60% of the episode I was all

Then $hit got REAL!!!  And my emotions were all over the f**king place

AND THEN THE F**KING ENDING!  I mean I saw it coming and was yelling at the TV but....

Like WTF, no, what...AHHHHH, no f**king way....I need a drink!

I feel like that was Goodbye........(Sherlock Season 4 Spoilers)

Okay so I am about to talk about Sherlock Season 4, Episode 3.  If you haven't watched any of Season 4 or the final episode DO NOT READ THIS.  I waited two days...just go watch it and come back.

SPOILERS







Anyways, I wasn't overly impressed with Episode 1, "The Six Thatchers".  It was okay.  I mean I love Sherlock Holmes, I have since I was very young.  And I love this version of it.  But S4E1 was meh.  Then they f**king killed off Mary...WHY!  And f**king John and his "affair"...STAHP!  So when she sacrifices herself to save Sherlock I wanted to cry.  Then when John BLAMES his BFF I wanted to punch him in the face.  So the ending was okay but the episode wasn't great.

Episode 2, "The Lying Detective" was better.  Much more slap you in the face crazy.  So the serial killer is disturbing.  That man just oozes creeptastic.   He built a hospital so he can murder people and NOT GET CAUGHT.  What....?  Very H.H. Holmes...murder hotel kinda stuff.  Wait...anyways. Sherlock high as a kite was sad and f**king hilarious.  I didn't want to laugh but he was making me laugh with all of his antics.  Again John was making me mad.  It wasn't Sherlock's fault!  You are projecting your guilt onto him.  You feel guilty for having an "affair" and now your wife is DEAD and your daughter is motherless.  So we get bad@$$ Mrs. Hudson, perpetually annoyed John, and stoned out of his mind Sherlock.  Not to mention WTF is Mycroft hiding?!?!  What is Sherrington....?  Is there another Holmes brother?!!?!?  Mary sends a message from the grave and we see it was all meant to fix the Sherlock/John dynamic.  She knows they need each other *tear*.  Of course John will save Sherlock, regardless of his anger he still cares.  He doesn't want his soulmate to die.  Because that's what they are.  It doesn't have to be seen as romantic.  A soul mate can be a friend.  They are kindred spirits destined to be with one another.  Anyways, talk about cutting it close.  And why does the daughter of the killer not remember Sherlock.  What is happening!?!?!  Then the ending.  Oh...oh SNAP.  His therapist...John's therapist is also the mysterious daughter....and is also the chick he was having a texting affair with......and is also Eurus...who the f**k is Eurus?!?!  OMG they have a sister, not a brother.  I mean basically these were my thoughts.  So it ends with the crazy Holmes sister SHOOTING John...no no no no.

Moving on!  Episode 3, "The Final Problem"...messed with my brain.  It was just a tranquilizer...whew, John is okay.  Clearly the Holmes children are genius'.  They are off the charts intelligent.  But this new addition....Eurus is f**king terrifying.  She is smarter than Mycroft and Sherlock combined.  And she can't handle it.  It has literally driven her to insanity.   Mycroft has her secretly locked away on some island because she killed Sherlock's dog, Redbeard, and set the family home on fire...then set her psych facility on fire (which is how Mycroft faked her death)... b**ch is MESSED UP.  But how did she get out. And why did she blow up 221B Baker Street...with a drone, with Sherlock, Mycroft, and John inside!?!

Anyways, so Sherlock now knows she exists but still has some sort of memory block.  Trauma will do that to a child and being a mostly decent older brother Mycroft just let him be rather than re-traumatizing him.  So somehow Eurus takes over the island of misfit.......people.  She can come and go as she pleases.  I think I screamed a little when she grabbed Sherlock's hand through the "glass".  I also said "how the f**k is he alive?!?!!?  He shot himself in the face...." then the subtitle shows 5 years ago...."Oh".  Wait, so Mycroft gave Eurus a Christmas present...and it was 5 min alone with Jim f**king Moriarty?!?!  He knows how manipulative his sister can be...and he knows how manipulative Moriarty can be...not to mention both of their obsessions with Sherlock...  So then, this insanity has been manipulated by HER since before Reichenbach...what?!?!?  So she has the two brothers and Dr Watson locked up and is forcing them to "play a game".  A game in order to save a little girl who is all alone on a PLANE where all the adults are knocked out.  Impossible choices are being made.  Memories are returning.  Her silly nonsense song she sang to Sherlock as a child.  Not being able to locate Redbeard.  Them playing at a beach.  Its very trippy.  I wanted to cry for Molly, and for Sherlock.  He forces her to say "I love you" to save her but it was all a game.  She was never in danger.  And now he has probably lost his friend.  Seriously I was starting to cry with her.  She loves him...always has...and now she thinks he was playing a game with her *knife to heart*. 

So we end up back at the burned down family home of the Holmes'.  John is chained in a well that is filling with water.  Sherlock has to figure out the clues to save him.  Eurus is still threatening Sherlock with the all alone girl on the plane about to crash.  John finds bones in the well.  Sherlock says "I know, its redbeard" and John says I have to tell you something.  It shows John picking up a small human skull.  Eurus is taunting Sherlock with "you re-wrote your memories".  What is happening?!?!?!  Then Pirate child Sherlock is suddenly playing with ANOTHER CHILD, not a dog.  His BEST FRIEND. Who when they played pirates was always "Redbeard".  Oh...oh...OH MY GOD, she killed another Child.  She was jealous of the friend because she wanted to play too.  So she put him in a well and sang a song to Sherlock as a clue.  But they couldn't figure it out.  Wait, I think my brain shorted out.  So Redbeard wasn't a dog...he was Sherlock's friend and he was murdered by his Sister.....

Adult Sherlock figures it out, finds his sister in her old room.  She is the girl on the plane.  There really isn't a plane about to crash.  She is locked in her own mind.  Its a metaphor.  She is so "high above" everyone else...she is all alone and can't find her way home.  He gets through to her and saves John with seconds to spare.  Mycroft is fine-ish and not in danger.  Then Sherlock calls Greg...Greg and not some random name...how hard did he hit his head.  Its like he finally realizes how much all these people mean to him so he's making an effort.  Uh oh....

Then it all goes back to normal, sort of.  Sherlock and John together again.  Mary sends another message from the grave telling them she knew they would find each other and whatnot.  They fix 221B Baker Street.  Mrs. Hudson is still there.  Mycroft is back to his usual antics.  Mom and Dad Holmes are pissed that Mycroft lied and want to see their not dead daughter.  Eurus has shut down.  But her and Sherlock play the violin together.  Sherlock has a relationship with John and Mary's daughter....his goddaughter.  Everyone seems happy.  And then I screamed "OH MY GOD THEY ARE SAYING GOODBYE TO US!!!!".  This is closure, for us...the viewer.  Everyone is happy (except Molly...I don't remember seeing her).  Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........I don't want it to end...*irrationally sobbing*. 


So I think this was it.  Benedict said this may be the last time we see him as Sherlock Holmes.  And that episode felt like a finality.  There was no cliff hanger.  There was no mystery left to be solved.  Sherlock found his family...and his friends...and everyone is...happy... in the end. 

Can't they just have a happily ever after?!?!?!

I meant to post this a while ago....apparently I just saved it and didn't post it...doh!

Sooooooooooooooo 12 Monkeys tried to slowly kill me with frustration.  I didn't realize until last night but the whole season was a slow burn of lethal frustration in an attempt to murder...ME!  Not being dramatic...scouts honor...

Okay, right.  So we have Cole who drove me INSANE in Season 1 with his "must complete the mission at all costs" attitude.  But he changed.  He changed because he realized somethings are more important that the mission.  Somethings like, CASSIE!  But she did the opposite.  In Season 1 she was the heartfelt, caring person.  She knew that its not always about the mission, its about the people.  But she changed.  She changed because she got stuck in the f**king future and slept with Deacon (what?!?!?!) and I dunno went a  little berzerk.

So the entirety of Season 2 I am basically screaming at my TV "OMG stop being mean to each other!  You care about each other!  Remember who you are..." Sorry my inner Mufasa came out.  Granted I wasn't so focused on the messed up Cole/Cassie thing that I missed the rest of this amazing show.

Season 2, like Season 1, was a roller coaster ride of emotion.  I teared up so many times.  The writing for this show is phenomenal.  I felt so many things each week, happy/sad/angry/frustrated/etc. But the season finale last night, that was superb.

SPOILERS

So at the end of last weeks episode we have Cassie FINALLY realizing she is being crazy and going after Cole to 1957.  Its like something clicked and she said "Holy $hit I'm being unreasonable.  Lets compromise." So they are stuck in 1957 for ELEVEN months...surely they've made amends.  Look I don't need romance but they are friends...shouldn't they act like it?!?!?!  But noooooo.  Why would they be mature adults?  Instead they are being mean and lashing out and not listening to each other.  Cole says things that make me cringe (eluding to her "dates" was a low blow), Cassie basically makes him feel inferior and dumb.  STOP!

So they basically have to work together to stop time from unraveling.  Meanwhile Cole stares at Cassie like a love sick puppy and Cassie is just cold...but I think she's being cautious...like I don't think she really hates him (well I know she doesn't...NOW!).  It was just a mess.  So they fail their mission, the Primary dies and Cassie is knocked unconscious...for SIX MONTHS!  In that time he f**king abandons her because "its for the best".  What??!?!  Did you just got all "Doctor Who" on Cassie.  Dammit Cole don't be like the Doctor!!!!!

Moving on.  She finds him...they fight and then they make up!  YAAASSS!  Thank you!!! Then they REALLY make up.  Oh wait, we are going there...okay.  Then she gets pregnant and Oh my gosh, he's so adorable about being a father!  But of f**king course something is still wrong which threatens their happiness.  Meanwhile in 2043 or whatever Ramsey and company are failing miserably at stopping the Witness.  A.K.A. they all f**king die!  What is happening!??!!?  Cole can fix it by "drinking the koolaid".  No really...he can drink the red tea crap and make it right.  So Cole has a decision to make 1) stay in happily ever after land with Cassie and the baby but time still unravels or 2) Go back one more time and actually stop the last Primary from dying which will erase the time line where they fall in love.  *'scuse me while I punch something*. 

So he of course chooses to save the world because he is Cole.  Time resets and Cassie is still weird with him.  They go to the future and help Ramsey and Co. NOT die but still somehow fail.  W....T...F....?!?!!?  Turns out this Witness is a f**king Jedi or something and the city isn't just a city....the whole freaking thing time travels.  Are....you.....serious?!?!!?  Before they all splinter Cassie by some miracle REMEMBERS the aborted timeline.  Yay!!!!!!!  Then she gets stuck splintering with the City...WITHOUT Cole.  G*D F**KING DAMMIT! 

Cole is like "I gots to find my boo" and Doc lady is like "okay, I got you fam".  Flash to WAY in the future.  Cassie is in some weirdo temple and that freaking old dude that looks like a slender man is there.  Ah HA! He IS the Witness.  Hahahahaha jk Mother F**ker.  He isn't.  The witness is Cassie's unborn child.  Fade to black.
 
What....WHAT....WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!??! What the hell kind of a...I hate you 12 Monkeys!!!  How is she still pregnant!?!?!?  Or is it somehow Deacon's?!?!?  Dude I may actually punch something if that is true...okay lets pretend I didn't say that.  How is their love child the Witness?!?!?!  Why is their child trying to destroy time?!?!?!  I have so many questions.  Thank GOD we are getting a Season 3.  I would have been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO angry.