SPOILERS FOR CRIMSON PEAK if you haven't seen it.
First few minutes..."Beware the Crimson Peak". Okay...Hi to you to dead Mom.
Oh look its Bobby...is he gonna say "Balls"???
And then there is Thomas. How does someone who by all accounts seems like a genuinely kind and amazing person play such a f**king creep?!?!?! He walked in the room and I was like "danger danger...DANGER!"
He even speaks creepy! I love his voice, its very...nice....to listen to. But in this movie his voice makes my f**king skin crawl!
What's in the Envelope?? What does dad want to tell Edith!!??!
OMG HE KILLED HER F**KING DAD!!!!
Ummm...."I know sir, you've been married a while". What?!?!?!
Why is the floor "bleeding?!?!" Why is there a hole in the ceiling?!?!
Edith...honey...go home....
Please don't kill the dog!!!
Ummmm do siblings hug like that...like I don't embrace my brothers like that....
So he's already tried to kill the dog....great....
The ghost is missing its ring finger....
The house "breathes" what on Earth?!??!
"I'll have a bath". Can we watch him bathe too? ahahahah
Confined to the nursery in the attic...? Wow.....
She's so different...
Okay he kisses like....that... that was .... He's kinda hot...stop being creepy!
WTF just crawled out of the floor?!?!!?
So the ghosts are trying to warn her....?
Sir Thomas is already married...?!?!?!
Finally! Consummate that marriage muahahaha
Sister is jealous of him sleeping with his wife...I...WHAT'S WITH THE CREEPY SISTER?!?!!
JFC read the letter from Italy already!
Wait is he falling in love with Edith? He wants to show her his invention....
Uh oh...sister is on to her!
So he's like the reverse black widow....?
They kill them with the tea..? Aw man I love tea
I made her better...I'll do the same with you...I'll make you better. Sister is a f**king wacko!
He told her not to drink the tea....
He doesn't want to kill her....
Was that a baby crying....?
Ahhhhhhh what is happening?!??!!?
He's f**king his sister!!!! Oh Thomas what are you doing?!?!?! My eyes, MY EYES!!!!
Now I know where he sleeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That bitch stabbed the Doctor friend person!!!!
That bitch killed the dog!!!!!
"Your a Doctor, show me where." He's not a bad guy...he's NOT!!! Right...?
The sister killed her Edith's dad.
She basically raped and coerced her BABY BROTHER into a love affair and killed their mom over it....OMG!
The baby was the sister's. It was her niece/nephew and her child and I am not okay with this
Oh damn Edith stabbed her with a pen.
Oh he does love her, I knew he was good!
Oh $hit! She stabbed him because he loves Edith.
JFC in the face!!! She stabbed him in the face!
She killed him!!!! She killed her brother lover...
"Ghosts are real this much I know". No $hit "Alice", Thomas' ghost just saved your life!
What did I just watch.
In summary, brother sister lovers convince lonely women to marry the brother lover and give him their fortune. Sister lover poisons the wives and continues enjoying that good brother D. And what the f**k did I just type?!?!? Except brother lover falls in love with his wife this time and sister lover kills him for it. Oh and there are ghosts. Have I covered everything?!?! I need a drink.
All in all 3.5 out of 5. It was weird but good weird...a little cheesy and you get to see Loki and Alice in love..what a world what a world.
NOLAGurl out...I need more wine.
