American Horror Story: Hotel - OMG!

I'm not even going to summarize it.  I'm just going to show you my reactions in gifs as the hour and a half premier progressed.  There is a SPOILER at the bottom, so don't read if you haven't watched it yet.

Yay, new season of AHS!!!!

And then it started...

 And yes I will watch the next one but this one may have scarred me.  I had sympathy butt hurt after that ONE scene.  I mean come on, it was a f**king metal unicorn horn...in the @$$hole!!!!!!!! Just...ow man...just ow...