Showing posts with label Adam Sternbergh. Show all posts
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Monday, March 16, 2015

Near Enemy (Spademan #2) - Adam Sternbergh - Review

I received this book for free from Blogging for Books.

This book is definitely a solid four stars.  It had its moments of "meh" but for the most part was quite interesting.  Honestly the last quarter of the book was hard to put down.  It was action packed and twisty...very very twisty.  I liked it! 

We start just shortly after the last book ends...and by shortly I mean, the baby has been born and they are in hiding.  Of course people are still trying to kill her and her love child because her father's church was full of nut jobs.  Spademan now has to look after her but he's not doing a very good job.  He has an instant, albeit warped, "family" yet he keeps his distance...why?!?!?

Of course there is a new baddie in town and it still revolves around the Limn.  This virtual world needs to be unplugged...it is just bad news.  Can we die in the Limn, supposedly not..if no then what is happening???  This book isn't as disturbing as its predecessor in regards to Spademan BUT it is just as, if not more, disturbing in the lets do horrible things and justify it as "saving humanity".  It touches on prejudices towards Muslims and women.  Basically in this new broken world fear of middle easterners is like it is today times 10,000 and seeing women as insignificant is just as bad.  I really enjoyed this book.  It kept me guessing.  I didn't figure it out which I liked.  They keep just enough out of reach that you can't draw conclusions until the author is ready for you to draw them. 

As creeptastic as the story is, it is a good story. The main character is funny in his own way.  The sub characters are snarky.  It almost fun until people are getting sliced and diced and blown to smithereens. At that point you remember how jacked up the future is and it sobers you a bit.

**SPOILERS**

I don't know how I feel about nurse.  I don't think Spademan needs a love interest...he is a murder for hire, we don't need a love story!  I was "eh" about the weirdness I sensed with Persephone in the first book but I for some reason would prefer her as the interest.  Especially now that Simon is indisposed, stuck between reality and the Limn.  I am glad Nurse isn't a baddie but I still am not sure about her.  Now, I knew the cops that were sent to watch Spademan and his "family" were bad.  That I did figure out but I did NOT see the Boonce twist.  I really thought he was a good guy not a nut hell bent on killing people in the Limn.

Spademan is played from the beginning.  He thinks he is doing good by not killing Lesser as requested by the mysterious woman, when in reality he made things so much worse for everyone.  Now Boonce is dead in reality but alive in the Limn...not in a Loop, 100% functioning, it is DISTURBING!  Simon is stuck in limbo and Mark almost died!!!  He didn't but he is tapped in again and may not return for some time.  Persephone is stupid!  Yes, Spademan did a bad job of keeping her safe but it isn't his fault they were all played.  I hate that she left and he lost his "family".  He still has Nurse but I like him being "Uncle Spademan".

Then there is Salem.  I thought he was bad, they got me.  They tricked me just like they tricked everyone else.  He wasn't an extremist he was good.  He wanted to save people not bring down what was left of new York.  I didn't catch on until Spademan was going 90 to nothing trying to get to Atlantic Ave.  That is when I realized Boonce was pinning it all on Salem and was going to have him killed by playing on the fears of the already fragile New Yorkers.  Plot twist Salem is a she, the she that called in the hit on Lesser.  She is the sister that was supposedly dead but Salem never actually existed in the first place.  So it was always only the girl...with a new identity.  A necessary identity because no one will listen to a girl but a boy...he can be a programming prodigy and a leader (that is messed up!).   She created the programming that Boonce tortured out of Lesser...programming that allows him to survive in the Limn without a body in reality...programming that I am assuming will change everything. 

Now an ex tap in addict is going back in the Limn to stop him.  Spademan, please don't die...

Below are my ramblings as I read:


Page 11 — March 10, 2015
"I pull out the lock-picking tools I keep hidden in my hair"
At least Spademan still has a sense of humor

Page 14 — March 10, 2015
"Ghosts of Perverts Past"
Snarky Spademan

Page 16 — March 10, 2015
"Dude is jacked. Really overdoes it on the cock length.  God, these coots and their fantasies.  I'm talking Javelin."
Omg, hahaha.  That's pretty graphic Lesser!

Page 32 — March 10, 2015
"Uncle Spademan"
Cute


Page 107 — March 12, 2015
"Love thy neighbor, until thy neighbor gets firebombed. Then f**k thy neighbor.  And f**k this neighborhood."
Well that's not what Jesus said

Page 134 — March 12, 2015
"In the beams, a single bed.  In the bed. Me
What?!?!?!?!!?!??!!!!!!  WTF!!?!?!? ***SPOILER*** He's not awake???? Did he dream all of this?!?!? 

Page 143 — March 12, 2015
"Two?  Where's the other one? In the bathtub. What's he doing in the bathtub? Draining"
Pahahahaa - snarky Simon


Page 153 — March 13, 2015
"Spot two or three clickers, with their homemade hazmat suits and Geiger counters and surplus gas masks, lugging bulging garbage bags, like apocalyptic Santas."
I feel like this would be an episode of doctor who....or a monster in one of the episodes...don't show Moffat *shush*


Page 162 — March 16, 2015
"Growing exponentially. Metastasizing. Like a tumor.  And that's the end of the story of Times Square. First came the tumor.  Then came the radiation."
Ooooo good analogy for the limn

Page 205 — March 16, 2015
"And then I know.  Salem Shaban never has a sister.  And Hussein el-Shaban never had a son.  Just a daughter."
Holy plot twist batman

Page 207 — March 16, 2015
"After all, Lesser spilled it to me, that night in Stuyvesant Town.  Not her. Not here. 
Oh wow....I see it now...talk about bringing you back to the beginning. 



Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Shovel Ready (Spademan #1) - Adam Sternbergh - Review

I received this copy for free to review from Blogging for Books.

I didn't mean to start a new series.  I had no idea this was only book 1.  Thankfully, it doesn't have an open ending.  So the book is good to stand alone which I liked. It has its good and bad points, I give it 3 stars.  It takes place a bit in the future.  Far enough that 9/11 is a bit of a memory which is why this "second attack" seems such a surprise.  At first I thought the whole country was messed up but it is just New York.  I mean the country is WAY messed up but not by the attack.  Also there is this weird virtual reality thing going on that kind of makes my skin crawl.  I can't say more without spoilers see below if you dare.

I would say check it out.  If you don't mind a very dark story.  It's not a bad book but it is disturbing.

**Spoilers**

Talk about depressing! Seriously, it is like slit your wrist depressing at times...most times.  The whole premise.  Simple life.  Guy loves girl. Guy and girl can't have babies.  Guy becomes an addict, first to alcohol then to tapping (Virtual Reality). Girl and guy fight a lot.  Girl gets killed in a terrorist attack, guy never recovers becomes a murder for hire.  He "takes out the trash".  All because 6 crazy people decided to set off a subway bomb and a dirty bomb in NYC.  It literally killed the city.  Like a cancer.  It is no longer New York, it is a cesspool of depravity that the rest of the country seems to have written off since the attack. 

Honestly when I downloaded it, I thought it was going to be more of a Vigilante storyNope, he's just a murderer.  It's sometimes bad people but not always.  At least he wont kill kids and apparently pregnant women.  I am not sure how I feel about the story.  It was hard to get into because of the way it was written.  It's very choppy, almost in riddles.  Sometimes it is hard to tell who is talking.  It jumps to the past then back to the present quite a bit.  Once you adjust to that it gets a little easier to follow but it's a bit annoying. 

While the whole book made me extraordinarily uncomfortable I was never emotionally involved.  I never connected to Spademan, Persephone, Mark, Harrow or Simon.  The most emotional response I had was when Mark revealed he was gay and was in love with his childhood BFF.  Totally didn't see that coming.  The characters are all sick in the head.  Well not Mark...he thinks something is wrong with him because he's gay but honestly he is the most normal.  You have spademan who is just (see above).  Persephone or Grace or whatever, I don't trust her.  She lies. . .A LOT.  She seems to enjoy not just murdering people but slaughtering them.  Harrow is scary.  He could be real.  There are many people out there who totally justify their actions with religion, which I guess includes raping your own daughter in this case.  Simon is also sick.  He is a body guard for a madman.  He impregnated said madman's daughter (totally didn't see that coming either).  He also seems to enjoy killing people in intricate ways.  

Truthfully the entire premise is sick.  Society becoming addicted to "tapping" in.  People preferring to live in a dream state to escape from responsibilities as their bodies waste away to nothing.  Also, the amount of people that seem to be a-okay with murder is astounding.  He he effed me over, lets kill him.  It just disturbs me. 

I will say by the end I was enjoying Spademan more.  He has sort of adopted Persephone but there are these undertones that I am not sure how to read yet.  Based on the story she is 18 and he is that plus 15, so 33.  Not a ridiculous age difference mind you.  But the author almost hints at an attraction but doesn't address it.  It's played off as being protective, almost fatherly but then not.   It's hard to explain but I caught it a couple times and am not sure how I feel about it. 

Below are my ramblings as I read:

Page 12 — December 11, 2014
"Bitch cut my face!"
What on earth am I reading

Page 17 — December 15, 2014
"I just tell them I work on missing persons.  Don't tell them how the persons end up missing."
Nice Spademan

Page 19 — December 15, 2014
"Sweatpants and a crisp tuxedo shirt, untucked and opened at the throat.  Can't tell if he's halfway to getting dressed or just all the way to no longer caring."
I look like this every Saturday

Page 41 — December 15, 2014
"They time it out to the second.  Hire someone to stand by.  Lean in.  Make sure the lids are fluttering. Clock hits zero. Put you down.  Sounds weird, I know.  But then again, people used to hang themselves while jerking off."
Humanity is sick

Page 50 — December 15, 2014
"No.  You heard me wrong.
Hugs them harder. Arms round the knees. Arms round her baby.
I said, he's the father.  He's the father.  That's what I said."
Ahhhhhhhhh!

Page 69 — December 15, 2014
"And do you know what happens when the Lord is displeased with you?
No.
You end up in New York, outside a library, begging some stranger to put you in the ground."
Interesting, uh Mark...wtf dude

Page 70 — December 15, 2014
I'm depressed now. Young girl preggo with her fathers baby...a dumpster baby found but didn't live.

Page 78 — December 15, 2014
Huh....I find myself oddly interested

Page 95 — December 16, 2014
"Truth was, I wanted her to leave.  I had an appointment to keep that morning."
Oh no wonder he feels so guilty! He pushed her away to go get in a bed to escape reality!

Page 97 — December 16, 2014
"The violinist came down with a rare sarcoma and died the following Easter.  The mayor sent an aide to the funeral."
Omg! This keeps getting worse and worse!

Page 99 — December 16, 2014
"The day it happened, I was in Chinatown sleeping.  Deep in a custom-made dream.  Stooped over, wringing my hands in a waiting room.  Then slapping backs and unwrapping cigars.  Bright blue balloons kissing the ceiling.  Congratulations all around."
Oh god his "dream" was having a baby and he was having it while his wife died in a bombing.....omg!

Page 129 — December 16, 2014
"It was their life, exactly re-created. To the last detail.  Same apartment. Same suits. Same view of the city. Same celebrity endorsements. All of it identical. Except without her. She'd been erased. So she returned the favor."
Ugh, what a toolbag! Kinda glad she hired Spademan to kill him.

Page 135 — December 16, 2014
"He prods the panties with the gun muzzle.  Scoops them up. Retrieves them from the end of the pistol, like a fresh-caught fish on a hook. Balls them up.  Inhales them. A perfumer's inhale.  Eyes slip closed for a second."
Dave the doorman is a creeper

Page 138 — December 16, 2014
"Yet these dirty fucking panties won't fit all the way in his mouth. So she cuts a wider smile."
Ummm I liked Persephone....but she's starting to scare me

Page 145 — December 16, 2014
Why do I think I might like this book.....

Page 150 — December 17, 2014
"But you loved her. He looked at me. Not her. Him. 
Oh what?!? Wait....did not see that coming!  So Mark is a gay preacher.  Okay, cool. .